Originally posted by KBlaix
"don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day"
"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
Deb-"What are you drawing?"
Napoleon-"A liger."
Deb-"What's a liger?"
Napoleon- "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
"I was out making some sweet moola with uncle Rico"![]()
Napoleon- "How long did it take you to grow that mustache?"
Pedro- "Couple 'o days."
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Napoleon-"Of course they'll vote for you- you're like, the only guy at school with a mustache."
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Napoleon- "How are you going to ask Summer to the dance?"
Pedro- "I dunno, build her a cake or sometin'."
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Napoleon- "Can you come pick me up?"
Kip- "What's wrong Napoleon?"
Napoleon- "Can you just pick me up?"
Kip- "Napoleon, I'm really busy right now."
Napoleon- "Can you at least bring me my chapstick?"
Kip- "Just borrow the nurse's. I'm know she has like, a hundred sticks."
Napoleon- "Iww. I'm not borrowing the nurse's that's disguisting!"
Kip- "sorry Napoleon."
Napoleon- "Fine you freakin' idiot!"
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