ROFLMAO mainly at RICHARDS stream of comments! Sorry CCL, but I'd stick Gooster in a carrier, and let the vet & techs buzz the stink off in the morning!
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ROFLMAO mainly at RICHARDS stream of comments! Sorry CCL, but I'd stick Gooster in a carrier, and let the vet & techs buzz the stink off in the morning!
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~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~
Thanks Kim!!
ROFLOMBO!!! Richard you are a nut! I needed that laugh after our adventure. Just to let you all know....the vet will be taking care of business tomorrow!!We now know for certain that Goo does NOT like water. Once I really got a good look at what we were dealing with I knew we were in deep dark trouble. GROSS GROSS and GROSSER!!! I did a little bit of clipping while hubby begged me to hurry.
The scene went something like this.
Find Magoo
Get table, pan of water, and rag ready
Hubby puts on heavy coat and gloves
Pick up Magoo
Magoo screams
Hubby lowers Magoo's back legs into 1 inch of warm water
Magoo SCREAMS and KICKS
Hubby SCREAMS "Hurry, I'm bleeding already!"
I raise the tail
I wretch!!!
I soak back end
Magoo SCREAMS some more
I lather back side
Wretch!
Scrub back end
Hubby is desperately trying to hold Goo still
I attempt to rinse
I wretch
Goo SCREAMS louder
I get scissors
Hubby bleeds some more
I trim a tiny piece of a mat
Goo SCREAMS
I wretch!
At that point we quit, gave Magoo some turkey for being such a good boy (yeah, right!) and decide that it will no longer be embarassing to take a stinky Magoo to the vet tomorrow!
Moo Goo Gai POO!!! Thats absolutely hilarious!!!!!
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Sorry (especially to your hubby), but that description had me
Poor little ANGRY Goo, lol!
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Again I apologize for all the bad humor......
Did you ever notice that when you try to help your cats they scream like you are killing them???
Notice,
Goo gets turkey...
Hubby?
Nothing, not even a thank you!!!
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Together we stand
Divided we fall.
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I'm Canadian......eh?
Poor "honey" Magoo, how could you "bear" to be humiliated like that?? I don't think Pooh is stinky!!!!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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Thanks Kim!!
Just a quick update: Went into the bedroom and noticed my pillow looked strange. Upon closer inspection I realize that it is covered in smeared Goo Poo!!!
That little brat always manages to get even and then some!!!
Why do our cats constantly show their displeasure at everything on our bed?
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Revenge of the Goo
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I was reading the thread to hubby and got to the pillow part and lost it. ROFL
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OH MY GOSH! I was sitting here on pins and needles reading through all the posts.
I'm glad that you decided to let the vets handle it.
Is your hubby okay Lisa? Has Magoo forgiven the both of you yet?
Oh Magoo, sweetie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.
Please try to keep your ummmm back end clean so you don't have to go through this again. (Which I doubt meowmie and daddy will try to do again.)
Love you Magoo.
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Oh I guess we were posting at the same time Lisa.
I guess from what Magoo did to your pillow, he hasn't quite forgiven you yet.
R.I.P. my Precious Katie, Katie Pretty Lady.
Oct. 1991 - Oct. 9, 2005
R.I.P. my Beloved Wild Hair Wee Willy Winky
April 8, 2005 - June 19, 2009
R.I.P. my best friend Buddy.
Sept. 1993 - Feb. 04, 2010
R.I.P. my handsome Mooky.
July 24, 2002 - April 1, 2010
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I ain't skeerd!!!!!!
Try that with poo mixed with vaseline on a long haired Lhasa Apso.......
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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just now seeing this lisa! I would have told you from the get go to let the vets do it! they have the white coats to strap him up and keep him calm... I'm sure you're office visit alone must cover such a simple "procedure"!!!! (For example, my vet always trims nails without asking or charging..). What a sweet Magoo for sharing his sorrow with you on your bed- he wasn't sure if you knew what he went through! He is just confused! Good luck tomorrow! Keep us posted!
and Pichu, and Milo
hehehe, that is WHY Pichu gets his hair trimmed there once in a while
I tried to wash his back paws once
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As a GROOMER who has seen more than one messy butt
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LOL!!! I am still laughing
My Inka has a "hairy" butt too; luckily, she likes it when to have her behind and legs in some warm water
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