Richard I think you have a red hot hit on your hands with that! LOL! LOL! I am glad I can't hear the tune because I'm afraid it's just the kind of song that would be rolling around in my head all day long!
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Richard I think you have a red hot hit on your hands with that! LOL! LOL! I am glad I can't hear the tune because I'm afraid it's just the kind of song that would be rolling around in my head all day long!
Furry PiLLarz
Originally posted by RICHARD
For years we have wanted a strong woman,
A woman who can open jars,
change tires,
lift heavy objects.....
Love is a many splendored thing!!!!
See what we created???
What "WE" created!??
Speak fur yurSELF, Big-Boy!!
ME???
I use a Pipe Wrench on jars...
Take my Flat Tyres to da Service Station...
An ask a Buddie ta help Lift Stuff!!
/s/ Chickin Little
..
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RICHARD!!! You have me sitting here like an idiot with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard! Max was a coon-hound cross with a serious case of separation anxiety, and when he howled the whole neighborhood cringed. So be sure (in his memory) to sing it in a howling tone...I've got the batonga-wonga BLOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOSSSSSOOOOOSSSS
~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
Author Unknown ~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~
I'm Canadian......eh?
Richard, nutz or nuts....what's the difference????Originally posted by slick
.......you're driving me "nutz"!!!!
Either way, it takes "balls" to write a song that good!!
Last edited by slick; 09-14-2004 at 09:18 PM.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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in reading these lyrics, i keep imagining them to "bad to the bone". gotta be a blues beat....bah doom ba dooomOriginally posted by RICHARD
Went to the vet
Batonga Wongas in tow
Stepped up on the table
But little did I know....
That I'd leave my two friends in a dish near the table-
But getting snipped would make me more stable.
I got the Batonga Wonga blues- and it itches like crazy,
No Batonga Wongas, and I don't feel lazy......
joyce who has princess peanut, spokesdog for the catpack, mojo, magic, kira and squirty, members of the catpack, angel duke, a good dog who is missed and angel alex the wonder dog, handsome prince.
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third verse,
A trip to the vet, "Turn my head and then cough?
won't do you no good-batonga wonga's cut off!"
One thing I do hate, out in this cruel world-
Everyone stares! they think I'm a girl!"
bah doom ba dooom...
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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When my uncle took his chocolate labby in to be snipped, he brought a pair of tennis balls and asked the vet to put them in instead "so that he wasn't embarassed around the other dogs".
The best thing was they my uncle sounds very serious no matter how funny he's trying to be, and he's a big burly guy who LOOKS really intimidating...he left the vet stammering for a few minutes. ^_^
Thank you Wolf_Q!
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You've got a hit for sure Richard! Now you'll have to compose the music to go along with it...and then play it at the next PTer gathering. Dressed in a dog suit of course!
~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
Author Unknown ~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~
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Richard that is a definate chart topper
You should have seen my Brother baby poor Elvis earlier in the year after the "Big snip" , he was talking to him and telling him everything will be ok. LOL. Elvis is lucky he has alot of feathering on his hind legs so you can not see the missing "Bits"
Rhi *Hooman* Clover *Rottie x ACD* (RIP to my BRD) Elvis and Tinny *The BCs* & Harri *JRT* Luna *BC x*
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Ladies and gentlemen,Originally posted by cloverfdx
Richard that is a definate chart topper
You should have seen my Brother baby poor Elvis earlier in the year after the "Big snip" , he was talking to him and telling him everything will be ok. LOL. Elvis is lucky he has alot of feathering on his hind legs so you can not see the missing "Bits"
Elvis' bits have left the building!
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A little re-write and.....
I've got the batonga-wonga BLOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOSSSSSOOOOOSSSS
By The Pet Talker Herd
Went to the vet
Batonga Wongas in tow
Stepped up on the table
But little did I know....
That I'd leave my two friends in a dish near the table-
But them getting snipped would make me more stable.
Chorus
I got the Batonga Wonga blues- and it itches like crazy,
No Batonga Wongas, and I don't feel lazy...
No batonga wongas, I've just settled down,
No batonga wongas, No need to tour town!
Don't feel the need, my space to mark.
Don't want to fight , don't even want to bark..
Chorus
A trip to the vet, "Turn my head and then cough?
Won't do you no good-Got the batonga wonga's cut off!"
One thing I do hate, out in this cruel world-
Everyone stares! they think I'm a girl!"
Chorus......
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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Originally posted by RICHARD
Went to the vet
Batonga Wongas in tow
Stepped up on the table
But little did I know....
That I'd leave my two friends in a dish near the table-
But getting snipped would make me more stable.
I got the Batonga Wonga blues- and it itches like crazy,
No Batonga Wongas, and I don't feel lazy......
Cat Crazy Raver Chick
I am LMBO over here! Richard you are such a crack up, hey can my band perform that song? Since I'm the lead singer, it should sound REEEEALLY funny lol.
I know theres a procedure for kitties that allow ones bits to remain intact. Remus had this done and well...I don't think he cares really. Less time at the vets though!
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LMBO, i will be waiting to hear this on the radio
Ladies and gentlemen,
Elvis' bits have left the building!
Rhi *Hooman* Clover *Rottie x ACD* (RIP to my BRD) Elvis and Tinny *The BCs* & Harri *JRT* Luna *BC x*
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If they are only concerned with being able to see the dogs batonga wongas waggin in the breeze then they could get some Neuticles put in. This is for real...they are prosthetic testicles for dogs. When the dog is 'clipped', the nuticles are put in the sac in place of the junk and they don't shrivel up. They are made of some sort of soft rubbery substance so they are not uncomfortable for the dog and the male owner's macho can stay intact too.
Neuticles
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They are made of silicone and they do have the same type of prosthetics for men who have had surgery for one reason or another!!Originally posted by nibblets
They are made of some sort of soft rubbery substance so they are not uncomfortable for the dog and the male owner's macho can stay intact too.
Neuticles
http://tcrc.acor.org/implants.html
But,
Would you buy my record??
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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