Use A Toilet, Go To Jail.

**dogs_4_me** · 08-26-2004, 08:57 PM

that must of been pretty embarresing for the guy!!!!

but when you gotta go you gotta go lol!

**lynnestankard** · 08-27-2004, 04:58 AM

Slick - stop it - my sides are aching!! Please re-post your initial comment!!

Gini don't encourage her

Karen you too!!!!

Richard you've really got us going on this one - where do you find these 'treasures'?

Lynne

**slick** · 08-27-2004, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by lynnestankard
Slick - stop it - my sides are aching!! Please re-post your initial comment!!

Gini don't encourage her Karen you too!!!!

Richard you've really got us going on this one - where do you find these 'treasures'?

Lynne

Don't blame me. Richard started this.

He plants a seed then "runs" away!
May I suggest NOT using the Sears Catalogue. The glossy finish does not have the proper absorbtion-factor. A better choice would be the inserts or flyers that you get with your local newspaper. The fibres of the paper allow the "waste material" to be trapped, leaving you with that fresh feeling! In addition, you are actually contributing to recycling and keeping this earth as green as possible.

Phred: Good technique. You must have learned from the best.
Karen: ROFLMAO!!!

Gini: Animal House! Should be the theme for the next BBQ.

Lynne: Bummer!

**DJFyrewolf36** · 08-27-2004, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by wolflady
Wouldn't your had get dirty if you were to use both sides??

Gosh, I'm feeling a little flushed this afternoon. Must be this work that has me down in the dumps. But, alas...I must keep my nose to the grindstone so it doesn't all go down the drain....

LOL LOL

Boooooo hisss!!! LOL that was a groaner! *I love it though hehe* My mom has IBS. I feel sorry for that guy, cause most jail toilets don't flush right!

If he clogs the one at the jail, will they add time to his sentence?

**Cinder & Smoke** · 08-27-2004, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by slick

May I suggest NOT using the Sears Catalogue.
The glossy finish does not have
the proper absorbtion-factor.
A better choice ...

Big-City Phone Books are a good choice!

I prefer the WHITE Page Books.

> *Watch Out* for the occasional *glossy* ad page ~
Not Nice

when you mistakenly tear wunna those out and

use it at Oh-Dark:Thirty!
Hard to *see* in our lil Wun-Hole Privy out back -
no lites in there! (Oil Lamp draws too many mosquitoes!)

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**Harmanie** · 08-27-2004, 11:17 AM

that must of been pretty embarresing for the guy!!!! but when you gotta go you gotta go lol!

LOL! thats too funny. And right you are! lol

**slick** · 08-27-2004, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Big-City Phone Books are a good choice! I prefer the WHITE Page Books. .

While I agree with you on this choice Phred, I find that the ink from the pages can rub off, irritating sensitive parts of the skin.

On the upside, it's a good way of storing those "secret" phone numbers.

**RICHARD** · 08-27-2004, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke

Noooo... it's all in the technique...

Use once (Side A)...
then Fold in Half...

and Use Side B.

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Origami???

**Cinder & Smoke** · 08-27-2004, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by RICHARD

Origami ???

Origami ~

"Origami is a form of visual / sculptural representation that
is defined primarily by the folding of the medium
(usually paper)."

http://www.paperfolding.com/history/

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