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  1. #16
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    I feel sorry for that man's liver!

    9/3/13
    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


    I hear you whimper in your sleep
    I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

    Fur as dark as the night.
    Join me on this flight.
    Paws of love that follow me.
    In my heart you'll forever be.
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    How I wish I could hold you near.
    Turn back time to make it so.
    Hug you close and never let go.
    11/12/06




  2. #17
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    I feel sorry for that man's brain!

  3. #18
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    I wonder how much time per shift he spent in the men's room

    100 bottles. That's something like 8 gallons.

  4. #19
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    Originally posted by Barbara
    I wonder how much time per shift he spent in the men's room

    100 bottles. That's something like 8 gallons.
    Or 208.000 bottle of beer in 8 years....I wonder what his litterbox looked like!!!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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  5. #20
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    Now did he personaly drink that much or did he have some help?

    Maybe the bear took a stop in Germany first!

  6. #21
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    Maybe he just hung out by the urinal all day and night. Or at least passind out near a drain of some sort. Yikes...that's one pickled person!
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