War on Chair-orism

[catcrazylady]

ROFLOL!!!!! The next post is going to be from Mowgli telling us that General Zelda and the human occupation have been captured and he now has total contol of the "Chair territory"!

This is too funny!!!

[DJFyrewolf36]

Originally posted by sirrahbed

Never mind Fox News! I am staying tuned to Cat General to hear the latest on this alliance between Catistan and Catraq!! I am pretty sure this involves some WMD's (weapons of mouse destruction)!! This is SERIOUS BTW, what IS that gooey looking yellow substance next to the treat bowl? Is that chemical warfare?

This is far more entertaining for sure!!!!

[Lacey]

The leader of the human occupation had this to say on WMD's:

"While we have no actually, concrete proof of weapons of mouse destruction, we have found evidence of the possibility of such weapons. This poor minimouse ear was found very close to the Chair Territory. However, the rest of the mouse has yet to be found."



"We are currently trying to determine whether Catistani or Catraqi forces are responsible for the minimouse devastation. Current suspicions are leaning towards a joint effort."

[DJFyrewolf36]

The plot thickens!

[Lacey]

The war is over! An appropriate truce has been reached. Not a single WMD was ever found (though neither was the poor, earless minimouse).

[sirrahbed]

What They have allowed human occupation of their territory???? Unheard of! I don't believe it. A Catistani or Catraqui would NEVER allow this

[Lacey]

Human occupation was only allowed in exchange for prime lap space and a pouch of chicken and tuna Whiskas - the latter of which the two are currently devouring like it's the best stuff they've ever had.

[sirrahbed]

You negotiated with Chairorists? They will only demand more and more! You have become their puppet! Jazzcat was correct! Resistance was futile

[CatDad]

OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

This thread is great, Lacey you should go write for for a news show, those were good. You too Debbie.

Now, I just have to think up a story as to why I was laughing so hard in my cube.

Thanks for the mid day smile.

[sirrahbed]

I want an explanation of the mouse ear. That is pretty hard evidence of WMD. The remains are likely hidden or eaten. Who is in charge here? A puppet government!! Ha! I am going back to Fox News

[Lacey]

After much searching, the human occupation managed to stumble across another mouse ear and an earless mouse. When asked about his earless state, the mouse only responded with, "Eh?" When presented with the ears, the mouse added, "Them's my ears!" Judging from the fact that the mouse appeared to be fairly healthy despite the missing ears, the human occupation could only guess that the ears were lost in a freak accident. There continues to be no sign of weapons of mouse destruction. Catastan, Catraq, and the human occupation continue to maintain an uneasy truce.

[sirrahbed]

The human occupation obviously needs more experienced advisors. Has the chair been reoccupied? eh? Actually even though I am far from a bleeding heart liberal as previously accused - in this allegorical war, I am afraid I will have to compromise my politics I would never wage a war on Chair-orism as I know that winning it is impossible, since I am well aware that the Catastani and Cataraqui's are by far the superior occupants. Thankfully, they are a benevolent bunch and will allow the human ocupation to believe they are in control even though both sides know it is a mere deception. However, like the real thing - we can go on - but do get some wiser advisors because there ARE WMD's in this particular battle. I am sure it would be very easy to obtain video evidence of either General Mowgli or General Zelda in the very act!

[Lacey]

Alas, Deb, the human occupation should've heeded your warnings about WMDs! Just a short while ago, the deaf minimouse met with a terrible fate in a fierce battle with General Mowgli!

[AmberLee]

*Irk!!!* As horrible as this photo is, at least it's not one of those decapitation videos that's flooding the internet!