Did we REALY Need ANOTHER Dawg?...Asks Kat

Chill Out, Hannah Dawg ~

Boots, the Kat, here ~

Every Dawg needs a Good Kat ta help keep him/her in line. It's way past time for your fambly to 'dopt one of us! /s/ the Kat

[Logan]

Hi everybody.
Whew! We sure feel better, Cinder, Smokey and Kat. We were thinking your dad was a pretty "cool" character, but when he mentioned the "butt smacks", well, we just didn't know what to think.
We feel real sorry that Smokey hasn't learned to mind his manners yet, but we're pretty sure he learned a pretty big lesson with this last episode.
Off to bed now. Our girl is waiting for which ever of us gets there first. We rarely end up in the same place at the same time. We're having some problems getting "adjusted" to each other, but we're trying hard.
Butter and Mimi

[Pam]

Hannah, Trevor and Andy here......We sorta thought you must have posted something. Our lady human really laffs when you and Tucker get a minute or two on the computer and she was laffin again.

We feel your pain Hannah (even though you are one of them K-9s). We think our humans should leave well enough alone too. Ya know Hannah it's the lady humans that are the problem here. This one done got all fired up about a K-9 and now the man human is givin it some serious thought. If we was you, we'd go talk with the man human,and for heaven's sake keep your lady human outta those pet places. If not, 'fore ya know it the place could be overrun with the likes of every kind of critter!

[Pam]

Hey there Boots! Andy and Trevor here. We just hafta have some feline conversation. This house is goin' to the dogs! This new pup is somethin' else. Our lady human went and bought her lotsa dog toys. Well, what do ya think she wants to play with? Our toys!!

Andy here typing now.....The other day that pup was walking around with my very favorite stuffed mouse in her mouth. Then, if that wasn't enough, she sniffed my butt when I was layin' down. I gave her a liddle swipe wiff my back paw and I think that sent her a message. I still got my razors back there!
As if all this is not bad enough, now there's a gate across the kitchen and we either gotta meow to get in or jump over. I've been jumpin' over cause the lady human doesn't seem to be onna ball lately with my demands. I don't have all day. I got naps to take and birds to watch.

Trev here.....That gate has me really mad. I don't wanna jump over! This was MY house first so why are we having all these changes! I just meow and meow and eventually the lady human will come. I gotta keep her in line. Don't want her thinkin' she's gonna get off easy now that the pup is around. Who told her to bring home that pup anyway!

Boots, Andy here again.....Trev is just shooting off his mouth again. He's really a little too heavy for "agility jumps" over the gate. He jest doesn't wanna let on. Ya gotta feel for the guy. By the way, Boots, when does it get better?

Andy ~ Trevor ~ Boots, the Kat here, guys ~

heeheehee When does it get better? Be patient, it just takes time... Dad came home with CinDip and SmudgePot; seemed a little strange cause everbody wuz kinda quiet. Dad's gotta few food thingys he's puttin inna iceabox. Alla sudden it's "Who did THIS?!!" Oh, m'gosh; I dint do nuttin; dint even pee outside the box; but he wasn't after Me. Both Dawgs crawl unner the table an try ta get invisible. Whatcha got there Dad? Kinda looks like a cucumber wiffa buncha toofy marks all ober it. Oh, Happy Dayze! Clip an Clop dun it again ! Then the Dad starts throwin sum other food stuff inna trash - bread bag that looked like it got hit widda chain saw, lunch meat wrapper wit nuttin in it; they'd even munched onna ball of lettuce! Dad said sumpin bout how he hoped the two of em had enjoyed their snak inna car, cause That wuz their dinner! I think I'll slide over onna lap an run my motor a while - there otta be sum good *skritchin* tanite.

Now, back to your problems, guys... The toy thing will be a constant problem. I'm alla time havin ta search for my dope bag - an I hate when that nip bag is already slobbered up by a Dawg! And yeah, I my Christmas *sproingy* mousee onna string toy got trashed by that darn new Mutt, SmudgePot.

Andy ~ watch yer mouff - Trevor isn't the only wun that would have a pout about a gate; lucky for me the 2 K-9s here could clear a baby gate so's we don't have any. Ask yer Mom ta put a chair outside the kitchen so you guys can climb up then jump ober the gate. But then, do ya reely wanna be inna kitchen wiff that liddel Pup-Dawg, whasser name, Bella? Seems to me you guys could have a LOT more fun Outside the kitchen while she's locked in. Think about that. Now, if yer krunch FOOD's inna kitchen, yer gettin a bum rap - ask yer Mom ta put the krunch inna baffroom or sumplace dawg-safe.

Remember guys, keep praktisin wiffa back razor-klawz and the fist-paw *bops* on Bella's nosebone.

/s/ yer Kat buddy, Boots



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/s/ Cinder & Smokey
the Rescued & Adopted
FurKids of *Phred*

[Pam]

Boots....Trevor and Andy back at ya! Thanks for the feline conversation. We sorta been cravin' some good old fashioned cat talk. We was feeling real low there for a few days.

Hope you got some good scritchin after those nawtee dogs done ate all your dad's food. Glad your dad didn't go and holler at you for somethin' the mutts did. The little pup can't reach the human food yet, but she's gonna be a big one perty soon we're afraid. Come summer she'll probably be gettin' in lotsa trouble. We sorta can't wait.

Andy here.....The lady human thought the chair idea was kinda good Boots. I don't really care either way, though, cause I'm getting my exercise doin' those jumps. I am poetry in motion! It's sorta like a little workout for me. Trev still sits there and meows, though. She may wind up putting the chair up for him.

Trevor here....Our crunchies are in the basement Boots, and so is our baffroom. In order to get to our basement flap we gotta go through the kitchen. Sometimes the pup is sleepin' onna floor in the kitchen and sometimes the pup isn't even there. The lady human lugs her up to the cage in the bedroom sometimes. Don't get me wrong Boots. I am not afraid of that K-9. I just don't see the point of over-exertin' myself needlessly. I think it maybe makes the lady human a little happy to wait on me so I just give her what she wants! Keeps us both happy.

[RachelJ]

ruff, ruff, ruff, Dogs Rule!!!

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Hannah

[This message has been edited by RachelJ (edited March 07, 2001).]

[Pam]

Hey there BK! Trevor here reportin' in..... So far this lil pup isn't givin' us much worries at all. She likes to chase us a little but the lady human says the exercise is good for us. Even the lady human might lose a pound or two chasin' after this lil one. We really 'preciate the chair idea too Boots. It makes it a whole lot easier for me to navigate this house again. When the pup bothers me all I gotta do is jump onna chair over the gate and I'm outta here! Sometimes I jest watch her from the top of the kitchen table, but the man human says that's not a place for a cat! (He doesn't know, but that's my bird watchin' post durin' the day when he's away. )

Andy here Boots......I dunno about what Trev just said. I'm tryin' just as hard as I can to be a "good kitty" but I don't unnerstand the way this dog thinks. I was just sittin' at my post by the sliding door watchin' the birdies. Well, you know Boots how sometimes your tail jest goes a twitchin' when those birdies come in for a landin' at the feeder? Well the pup thinks my twitchin' tail is some sort of wind up toy. She tried to catch it today but I set her straight. I flipped on my side and showed her my back razors. I don't wanna be mean but I gotta sorta set the tone around here, ya know. If not, 'fore ya know it she would get the upper hand.

We think of you often livin' with two K9s.