Movie Quotes

[The Cat Factory]

Ash: I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin but two things right now, Jack and S***, and Jack left town. - Army Of Darkenss

Ash: Give me some sugar, baby. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Groovy. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Hail to the king, baby. - Army Of Darkness

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by slleipnir
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all, it could be carried.
What? A swallow? Carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratio. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut"

That could off, going by memory.

Welcome back! That's my favorite movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I could watch it many times!

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
These people need a hospital!!
Hospital? What is it??
A big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not inportant right now....
.....from Airplane


Nervous?
Yes
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
......from Airplane


Go ahead punk, make my day
....Dirty Harry

Dying ain't much of a living, boy
........Outlaw Josey Wales

I'll be back!
.......one of the Terminator movies

I love the smell of napalm in the morning
.......Apocalypse Now

(after looking a body filled with arrows)
Somebody back home is saying "Now why don't he write?"
.........Dances With Wolves

Sirrahbed, don't forget "And don;t call me Shirley" .....Airplane

[smokey the elder]

"There will be no tossing of dwarves!"..then, later: "Toss me!"-Gimli to Aragorn, FotR

There's a line from Blazing Saddles that starts something like, "Get me the worst load of mugs, thugs, hornswogglers....and Methodists!"

(No offense intended to any Methodists in the audience; it was just such a non sequitur.)

There's another one but I just had a brain cramp and it went out of my head!

[sirrahbed]

Originally posted by david p
Sirrahbed, don't forget "And don;t call me Shirley" .....Airplane

David, surely you are joking!!!

[slleipnir]

HERBERT:
I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there...
[music]
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I--
HERBERT:
...there must be... someone...
FATHER:
Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
HERBERT:
I'm your son!
FATHER:
No, not you.
LAUNCELOT:
Uh, I am Sir Launcelot, sir.
HERBERT:
He's come to rescue me, Father.
LAUNCELOT:
Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
FATHER:
Did you kill all those guards?
LAUNCELOT:
Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry.
FATHER:
They cost fifty pounds each!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything.
HERBERT:
Don't be afraid of him, Sir Launcelot. I've got a rope all ready.

FATHER:
You killed eight wedding guests in all!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
FATHER:
I can understand that.
HERBERT:
Hurry, Sir Launcelot! Hurry!
FATHER:
Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I really didn't mean to...
FATHER:
Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, dear. Is he all right?
FATHER:
You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see--
FATHER:
Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot?
HERBERT:
Hurry, Sir Launcelot!
LAUNCELOT:
Uh, I am a Knight of King Arthur, sir.
FATHER:
Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country.
LAUNCELOT:
Is it?
HERBERT:
Hurry! I'm ready!
FATHER:
Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
LAUNCELOT:
Well, that-- that's, uh, awfully nice of you,...
HERBERT:
I am ready!
LAUNCELOT:
...um, I mean to be so understanding.
[thonk]
Um,...
[woosh]
HERBERT:
Oooh!
LAUNCELOT:
...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.
FATHER:
Oh, don't worry about that.
HERBERT:
Oooh!
[splat]

Somewhere a little later the king goes
"Now let's not bicker and argue over who killed who" lmao

Ash: I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin but two things right now, Jack and S***, and Jack left town. - Army Of Darkenss

Ash: Give me some sugar, baby. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Groovy. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Hail to the king, baby. - Army Of Darkness

I LOVE that movie. I own it

i like "
clone ash?:Swallow your soul swallow your soul!
ash: shallow this"

And then the part with the book he has to find in the woods..I don't remember the quote..to lazy to look it up

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
David, surely you are joking!!!

I'm not! it's in there! Leslie Neilsen says it! I have the dvd of it. I know every line in the movie!!!

[davidpizzica]

SHIRLEY!

[CatMama78]

Princess Bride:

You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anyone want a peanut?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Wizard of Oz:

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.


And my favorite from Practical Magic:

Can love travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joining hands that lifted Marie's curse? I'd like to think so. There's some things i know for certain: Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavendar for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.