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    Thursday 59????

    59.....

    I am at a total loss for thinking of a theme that coincides with this number......


    I need help today!

    the Drink of the Day??


    Manhattan
    2 oz. rye whiskey
    1 oz. sweet vermouth
    1 dash Angostura bitters
    maraschino cherry
    Stir liquid ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with cherry.

    I feel a little East Coast today..

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    Stupid story of the week..

    I am getting off the freeway......At the stop light at the bottom of the ramp I pull up next to a Jeep and see there is NO ONE in the driver's seat........I wait for the driver to sit up because I know some one is looking for something that fell on the floor...

    The light turns green and the steering wheel starts to move and the car rolls forward...

    I'm thinking this person is a total dope for trying to drive that way!

    The Jeep starts to move faster and then I notice that it's being towed by the RV in front of it..



    Am I a moron or what?
    Last edited by RICHARD; 06-17-2004 at 02:54 PM.
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