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No kidding. Do we really want people this stupid passing on their genetic code? I think not.maybe Darwin IS working?
Plus ... ok, even if NO one ever tells you about sex ... it's a natural thing, especially for two people of the opposite sex sharing living quarters. Come on ... if these people had a normal, happy marriage, no one would have to TELL them anything.
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ROFL!
That is hilarious!
(I would like to hear the punchlines, too.)
certifiable...
I bit Richard's bait and PM'd for the punch line and all I can say is...
new old school pillar
*snort*Originally posted by guster girl
I wonder if this new revelation will have a good or a bad impact on their relationship. I can't even imagine!
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Actually, no...Remember the gorillas?Originally posted by Twisterdog
Plus ... ok, even if NO one ever tells you about sex ... it's a natural thing, especially for two people of the opposite sex sharing living quarters. Come on ... if these people had a normal, happy marriage, no one would have to TELL them anything.
As I recall, there were a pair of gorillas in a zoo a few years ago who were of prime breding age, and seemed very interested in one another, but nothing was happening between them. Eventually, someone had the idea to make a gorilla "porn" which showed two gorillas mating and showed it to the pair. They got the idea immediately and were right at it!
Sex is a learned behavior.
Thank you Wolf_Q!
Tyson's mom
Ok Richard I too take the bait send me the line. Ps I need to talk to you any way. Its a sour coneversation.
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SHUT UP!!!!
That is just too funny!!!
...RIP, our sweet Gini...
and Pichu, and Milo
I am laughing like stupid here
Actually, it's pretty sad how brain-washed these people are! Religious, you say?...
new old school pillar
ok, if these people are 30-36, haven't they seen a rated R movie? haven't they seen play boy on the magazine stands?
Thanks Kim!!
Haven't they ever seen regular TV??!! Freakin unbelievable!!Originally posted by G.P.girl
ok, if these people are 30-36, haven't they seen a rated R movie? haven't they seen play boy on the magazine stands?
I bet ya they're divorced in six months!!!
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
She probably was wondering why nothing happened after she sat on the eggs from the supermarket for so long.
Cat Crazy Raver Chick
Its a sad world when religion is now telling you that sex AFTER marrage is bad too...
Gosh, I must be evil! LOL
Hey Richard...Im waiting for the punchline...
(Ugh, my brain is in the gutter now)
Cat Crazy Raver Chick
LMGDAO
Can I get college credit for this? If so...Id have a Harvard degree by now...
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NO KIDDING!Originally posted by catcrazylady
Haven't they ever seen regular TV??!! Freakin unbelievable!!
Bahaha! How clueless can you get?!
Maybe they thought the stork was heavy on deliveries?
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Whatintheheck ROCK were they hiding under!??
I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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