Pee-biscuit inquiry

[sirrahbed]

RICHARD!!!
Can't you ever be serious? Can't you tell this is a serious thread??

[Logan]

I am grateful at times that my "boy", Butter, goes outside......today is one of those days!!!!

Mimi is very graceful in her "pee biscuit" and other deposits to the litter box. Now if we could just get Helen to do a better job cleaning up after her, all would be right.

[RICHARD]

WHAT?

How can you expect me to be serious when people are sizing up pee-biscuits as, "the size of a golf ball" or "the size of my palm"?????

And then the little jokes like "two peas in a pod"..

There is a Burger King across the street from work and I will never be able to eat a Whopper again....

[neko1]

Neko is the biggest cat we have (he's 12 pounds) and his pees are huge-even bigger than my fist. You're lucky if you can get one to fit on a huge pooper scooper!

The others are pretty normal....although they are all bigger than golf balls (i wish they had tiny little golf ball pees....it would be so much easier to clean )

[slick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
There is a Burger King across the street from work and I will never be able to eat a Whopper again....

I'll never be able to eat peas or biscuits again without laughing and spitting up........

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
I'll never be able to eat peas or biscuits again without laughing and spitting up........

I just came back from lunch.....I had a whopper!!

Thanks Catmandu!


Can we change the name from Pee Biscuit to
Pee Puck???

[Sirrahsim]

i just don't know what to say... you are a sirrah to? it's purely coincidental butt, while we are on the subject, Boomer's pee biscuits (or pucks) are little floods. We have a very large litter box for my sweet lil' monster and one trip the kitty toilet can fill up an entire corner. At least I know that he uses his $40 water purifier!

[Nomilynn]

I have a question...

What do we call the pee biscuits that come out the shape of a triangle because the projectile pee was projected in the corner of the box? That's what Bassett's usually are.. hmmm...

[sirrahbed]

Originally posted by Nomilynn
I have a question...What do we call the pee biscuits that come out the shape of a triangle because the projectile pee was projected in the corner of the box?

pee scones

[slick]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
pee scones

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Oh My God, I just spit all over my keyboard. Stop it you guys.

[Nomilynn]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
pee scones

PERFECT!!!

I always knew Bassett was a little more *posh* than the average kitty

[slick]

OK, I can't hold it in any longer. Sorry Speckles, I just have to tell. Forgive me.

She pees donuts. Yes, that's right, I said donuts.

The biscuits are round but where the **ahem** projectile hits the litter, it makes a slight indentation and when she's finished it really looks like a donut.

[nibblets]

Corner biscuits= Pee Triscuits

Originally posted by RICHARD
Failed brother of the famous race horse, Sea Biscuit. He never achieved the status of his famous brother and after his failed attempt at racing he retired to pulling children's wagons at state fairs. Is said to have inspired the line,
"I have to pee like a race horse..."

THAT is way too funny! Very clever!

[jazzcat]

I've nevere seen a pee scone! ROFLOL!!

This thread is hysterical!

Now down to serious business, Ripley is large at about 17.5 pounds right now but tipped the scales at 22 pounds 6 years ago. Anyway, have you ever seen a Pillsbury Grand Biscuit? Yep, his pee biscuits are HUGE. I can't tell you how many of the extra large scoopers I have broken on his softball sized balls of amonia.

Since you guys have discussed poos I will go one step further to tell you the cat has man sized poos. The one time my husband cleaned the litter box he came in rather pale and told me we needed to start charging Ripley rent.

[smokey the elder]

Sounds like TicTac!