North VS South

[Twisterdog]

Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.

*snort*

If that were only true!

Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns,
they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.

This is also applicable in Wyoming and Montana.

[Desert Arabian]

That made me laugh, JA DER HEY!

[trayi52]

YellowLabLover, I love your Sig!

[2kitties]

This is wonderful! I'm going to print it out and keep it.

I'm southern born and raised. I feel completely misplaced here in Wisconsin. Even waitresses just look at me as if I'm from outer space when I speak. And, please understand, while I speak "southern" I do not speak "redneck." I manage to complete sentences and use correct grammer, save a few slang words. I don't know what the people here in Wisconsin would do if they actually came face to face with a real redneck!

I "came out" like good southern girls do in a lilly white dress on the arm of my daddy. I have a college degree and no part of my family is inbred. I do not own guns, nor was I taught to shoot them as a child. However, I fully believe that- yes- some people just need killin' so havin' a gun round the house might just come in handy!

One more thing- I DARE ya'll to present me with a man I cain't charm out of 20 bucks just by talkin' shuuugary to 'im!

I can do almost anything with sweet potatoes, and shrimp & grits is my on my list of favorites.

And catnapper- you'll want to use that bacon grease to make gravy or to season your green beans.

[trayi52]

2kitties, Now that is funny!! I have a couple of brother-in-laws that was delivering furniture into Canada, they said that people was asking them if they wanted some ''taters'', I thought that was just the funniest thing.

Yeap, those thar dripping sure do make good gravy and make them beans taste mighty good!!

Willie

[Desert Arabian]

Originally posted by trayi52
YellowLabLover, I love your Sig!

Thanks. Ma took the picture on Sunday.

[Logan]

Too funny, Willie!!!! The only thing wrong is that we did finally get Jesse Helms to retire. When are you Yankees going to do the same thing with Ted Kennedy?????

[trayi52]

I nary knew I was a yankee, I thought I'se was a red neck!! All deses yers, I been believing I was a red neck. I'se from Tennessee!

[trayi52]

Besides I thought that old geezer, Ted Kennedy was daed already!!

[ramanth]

Originally posted by trayi52
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH -----------

In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in
a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they
live for.

FOR SOUTHERNERS MOVING NORTH.....

If you're flying down the highway with snow on the ground and you end up in a ditch, don't be offended when a Michigander will slow down long enough to make sure you're still breathing, and then will smile and wave and drive off. It's what we live for.


(Yes, my dad does this to those that speed on icy roads)

[micki76]

Great, it's 9:30 in the morning and my tummy is growling for good green beans!

[2kitties]

Originally posted by ramanth Originally posted by trayi52
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH -----------

In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in
a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they
live for.
FOR SOUTHERNERS MOVING NORTH.....

If you're flying down the highway with snow on the ground and you end up in a ditch, don't be offended when a Michigander will slow down long enough to make sure you're still breathing, and then will smile and wave and drive off. It's what we live for.

I guess what strikes me is that while these are seemingly similar situations- the southerners are being helpful and the northerners are begin mean.

[ramanth]

Originally posted by 2kitties
I guess what strikes me is that while these are seemingly similar situations- the southerners are being helpful and the northerners are begin mean.

Not all us northerners are mean. I stopped for two accidents this past winter. Both happened right in front of me.

But seriously.. if you had someone in an SUV riding your bumper on an icy road and they passed you going 100 mph and ended up in a ditch... wouldn't you clap too?

[2kitties]

Na, I probably wouldn't clap. I'd just yell out the window at them and tell em they need killin! rofl!