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    I thought this was going to be a thread about some of the religious groups that are against SUV's.... I remember the billboards all over town with, "WWJD(rive)?"

    Yeesh!
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    Originally posted by ramanth
    I thought this was going to be a thread about some of the religious groups that are against SUV's.... I remember the billboards all over town with, "WWJD(rive)?"

    Yeesh!
    Actually,
    It started as a film thread, then it morphed into a car commercial.....

    Logan,

    I thought about the train angle and, If Jesus was the conductor and loaded all the people on would it then become the "Soul Train"????
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    I did not start this thread as a comment on any religion or religious icon, I was merely commenting on the woman who drove her car into the water. She may have been confused like me..in the movie there is a Pontius Pilate - even I know the airplane had not been invented yet.

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    I think he invented the surfboard
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    Maybe not in that colour though!

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    You guys are too funny! I wish I were creative enough to join in Best I could come up with was bringingback the Yugo...cause where He goes, Yugo!

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    I drive a big Dodge Durange and last week I ordered a little MINI Cooper and am trading the Dodge.
    Hmmmm, does that make God love me more?

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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    I drive a big Dodge Durange and last week I ordered a little MINI Cooper and am trading the Dodge.
    Hmmmm, does that make God love me more?
    I guess.....but I am sure Dodge' feelings are kinda hurt.

    CM,

    Not creative???

    You managed to 'resurrect' an old car company!!!!

    I give you a 10!

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    Surfboard???? I thought it was that excercise....Pilates...
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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    I drive a big Dodge Durange and last week I ordered a little MINI Cooper and am trading the Dodge.
    Hmmmm, does that make God love me more?
    Yes! And the trees and birds and flowers love you more, too!

    I LOVE Mini's. If I hadn't bought my VW New Beetle, I would have bought a Mini ... or maybe a PT Cruiser.
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    excuse me but wouldn't a yellow submarine be best (those doubting thomas's you know)

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    There's that boy-car that wears the bra.....


    The Yellow submarine would be for everyone else...

    Remember, Jesus could walk on water!
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    Originally posted by RICHARD

    Remember, Jesus could walk on water!
    Maybe Jesus would have aboat, for when he got tired? I nice big Yacht or something?

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    A Hummer...yeah, DEFINITATELY a Hummer. Yellow with spinning shiny rims!!

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    Originally posted by moosmom
    A Hummer...yeah, DEFINITATELY a Hummer. Yellow with spinning shiny rims!!
    i swear.......last night i parked next to a hummer with a 6.5 liter diesel engine.....it sounded terrible....

    yes it was yellow...............
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    RICHARD,

    ... maybe it WAS Jesus?

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    Now, there was a baptism scene in "O Brother, Where Art Thou." Maybe religious films are making a comeback?

    Was Janis referring to Jesus' dealership when she sang "Oh, Lord...won't you buy me...a Mercedes-Bentz?"

    I enjoy discussions about beliefs; must be the dangerous topics- sex, religion, politics, (diet?)- are somehow easier on the internet than face-to-face?

    As I recall, Jesus chose a donkey for his ride.

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