Dear Diary - Babysitting

[zippy-kat]

Dear Miss E and Handsome Eddie -

I have a problem. I've got the "chase the dog & give her a good slap" part down. However, sometimes when I am sleeping oh-so-cutely in my catcup, I get this in the rear end:



It's cold, it's wet, it smells like dog, and it gets drool in my beautious fur. How do I make her stop?

Lovingly yours, (especially you, Eddie!)
K'Cee

[Edwina's Secretary]

Darling K'Cee,

Oh my gosh! That is one of the most horrifying sight EVER!!!! May I suggest the "fluff, curl, and hiss?" Fluff your tail up as big as you can, curl your back into a menacing curve, and hissssss...getting cat spittle all over that leathery, oversized snout! That should do it!

Yours in cattiness,

Godmother Edwina

p.s. Do you prefer UPS or FedEx? I'll get Eddie boxed up for you.

[catcrazylady]

ROFLMAO IN SIDE SPLITTING PAIN!!!!

The question!!
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And the Answer!!

You guys are killing me!!!!!!!