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  1. #1
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    Yeah, today I can be the Monkey in Melbourne!!! (Captain, don't you dare comment if you see this! )

    I need a drink for a wrestling-style RUUUUUUMBLE IN THE JUUUUUNGLE! There's internal interviews for a job in the office today and the two candidates work together (one snuck in after the closing date and bribed his way to the interview). I'm going to sit back, take bets and enjoy the action!
    Nicole, Mini, Jasmine, Pickles, Tabasco, Schnaggles and Buffy

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    Originally posted by catland
    Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?

    A: They slide down the banana-ster!



    One DOTD please Richard.

    I love jokes like that.....



    DONE!


    MM,

    LOL,

    let us know when the poop starts to fly....
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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  3. #3
    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    Oh, there is a batch of monkey's-on-a-stick in the freezer. That's frozen bananas covered with chocolate and rolled in nuts.
    Mario told me he likes those a lot!

    That sounds yummy to me!!

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    http://www.monkeydance.com/

    Everybody dance
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Hey everyone! Cass you and Mario beat here today! I have been so busy today.

    I'll take a DOTD, sounds really good, and the desert too. Cass the chicken enchiladas sounds great!

    Has Mario been good, don't worry about him throwing poop, just don't stand under him, if he gets his diaper off!

    Willie

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

  6. #6
    Originally posted by slick
    http://www.monkeydance.com/

    Everybody dance
    LOL!

    Thanks, slick!

    *dancing*

    Ting, tang, wadda, wadda, bing, bang!

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    Oh, Monkeys on a stick are so good! And, I've got some rain slickers if the poop does start flying. And, I'll have a DOTD. Should go great with the frozen banana. Yum.

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    Cass wheres Mario, everybody is talking about Monkey on a stick? Is Mario safe here, we aren't going to put Mario on a stick are we????

    Show me how that dance is done again Dogz....I just might try that dance too!!

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

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    Originally posted by Miss Meow
    Yeah, today I can be the Monkey in Melbourne!!! (Captain, don't you dare comment if you see this! )
    Sorry - but have to ..............

    Aren't you ALWAYS the monkey? That's not fair - give OTHERS a chance!!!!

    Richard - Singapore Sling please (YES, I know it's not CHINESE!)

    .............does the monkey dance out of the room .....
    M!
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    Originally posted by captain
    Sorry - but have to ..............

    Aren't you ALWAYS the monkey? That's not fair - give OTHERS a chance!!!!

    Richard - Singapore Sling please (YES, I know it's not CHINESE!)

    .............does the monkey dance out of the room .....
    Always the difficult one...



    Singapore Sling.....

    DONE
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    I love jokes like that.....
    Ok....here is the one that one of my 8th graders told the class today....it is SO bad....

    Q: Why did the melons get married?



    Are you ready????




    A: Because they Can't Elope......AAACCCKKK!


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    Excues me, I said EXCUSE ME!! But I will take a DOTD!!

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

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    am i late??? i'm in a bad mood today....grrrr....
    anyway...can i have some coffee?

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Always the difficult one...



    YUP - and that is what everyone expects of me anyway!!!

    My drink is finished - top up please .
    M!
    "No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."

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    Originally posted by captain
    Sorry - but have to ..............

    Aren't you ALWAYS the monkey? That's not fair - give OTHERS a chance!!!!

    Richard - Singapore Sling please (YES, I know it's not CHINESE!)

    .............does the monkey dance out of the room .....
    You can be the monkey. I'll be your chump, oops, I mean chimp!

    I think I need a drink ...
    Nicole, Mini, Jasmine, Pickles, Tabasco, Schnaggles and Buffy

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