Joxer is being a nawtee cat. We don't allow our cats on counters or tables (at least when we're around. )

Recently, Joxer has found a table that he likes to sleep on. We don't really use it much except to drop the mail on, and store some other miscelaneous junk and some house plants.

Unlike Jan, who knows she isn't supposed to be on a table and will jump right down when we catch her - Joxer acts all sweet and simple-minded - like he really doesn't grasp why he should get down.

To make it worse, he's a solid grey kitty, and you can walk past the table and not even notice him because he blends in like a shadow.

It's so funny.