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  1. #16
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    bahahhahahahhaha!

    Eddie was just looking for "MOTH BALLS!!!"

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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    Eddie was just looking for "MOTH BALLS!!!"
    ROFLMAO AGAIN!!! As I sit here spitting all over my keyboard with laughter I can't help but mention that I was thinking about this while watching Survivor last night with hermit crabs. Then I had another chuckle about it on the way in to work this morning. Sorry Richard, but some day it will be payback time when I tell you my story of the DATE FROM HELL
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    bahahhahahahhaha!

    Eddie was just looking for "MOTH BALLS!!!"
    I look for sympathy-but am ridiculed instead

    but.......Hermit crabs are easier to get rid of!

    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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  4. #19

    Dad feelz yur *pain*, Rich ~ "Katz 'n Klawz" ~~

    "Most" of em are healed up now...
    ... kuz this happened a long tyme ago.

    It'z frumma Post bout Katz hidin inna warsher or dryer masheens...

    Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke

    Oh Boots Kat, where ARE you???
    Our Boots, the Kat, nebber wuz the sharpest knife inna drawer...
    Summa the places he's misplaced himself inna Ranch house are...


    **BEST DummmKat stunt = He (Boots) wuz sleepin inna clubhouse (Dad's fallin wadder klozet inna baffroom).
    Dad turns the fallin wadder on an closes the door whilst he's takin off his cloth skinz. Openz the slider door an getz wun legfoot in when a verrie *WET* an verrie Kat exits by runnin up Dad's legbone, body, an headbone!
    Dad hadda lotta lil red leaky spotz on his skin partz.
    Kat pouted fer three dayz after that wun!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Re: Dad feelz yur *pain*, Rich ~ "Katz 'n Klawz" ~~

    Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
    "Most" of em are healed up now...





    Glad you are on the road to recovery!

    In retrospect,

    The best part was being able to grab his paw and see the look on his face.....

    "Do you mind? I'm trying to get that moth from in between your legs..."
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Originally posted by nodgeness
    Ok, how is it that Richard's post get better & better every time.
    Now that Richard has crossed the 2,000 threshhold, he is on a roll!!!

    Me, I am not going to say one word! (snicker, snicker).

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    I've read this tread a couple times & i'm still cracking up!!!!

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    Originally posted by nodgeness
    I've read this thread a couple times & i'm still cracking up!!!!
    Me too!! It's the image that you conjure up reading the story! That's why I'm having a hard time letting this die a natural death. Me thinks we are going to get alot of mileage from this one. Poor Richard, how much more can he take??
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    I hope he can take a lot more! Sorry RICHARD!!!!
    But we all need good laughs & he just seems to be the on who delivers!
    Richard it's not the story itself as much as it is how the story is told!

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    "That is NOT a mouse!!!"
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb

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    Well now that it's been dredged up from the depths...

    I'm ROFLMAO too now! Just be lucky you don't have a whole herd of cats attacking that moth RICHARD!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
    Author Unknown ~*~

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    ~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~

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    ROTFLMAO...........That is just tooooooooooooo funny.
    Thank you RICHARD for a much needed laugh.
    I was smart this time and took a sip of my tea before I read your thread.

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    Oh My God , Richard , has it been that long , that there are Moths !
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    Dear Slick,

    maybe this will help:

    http://www.navstore.com/waterproof_keyboard.asp


    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Oh my.....

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