Thursdays #7

[Vio&Juni]

I'll have a vodka please, need to pass out and forget the crazy week I've had.
A round of vodka for everyone too in honor of Michelle's wedding.

[catland]

I'm buying everyone a glass of champagne. I'd like to make a toast to Neko for her wedding. Just this morning I received this email - the timing coudn't have been better.

HAPPY MARRIAGE

There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.

They kept no secrets from each other except that the old woman had a shoebox in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.

When he opened it, he found two crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents.

"When we were to be married, " she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily."

The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

"Honey," he said "that explains the doilies, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the doilies.



A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

[RICHARD]

this is a week to remember...

we have weddings....

people scared of belly buttons...

isn't 'oompaloompa-ism' fear of those short people that hang with willy wonka??????

bubbly, onion rings, choc pretzels....

spousal abuse...

A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for strength I'll beat him to death.

(is that before or after he mows the lawn????)


Ladies,

DONE!!
drinksare up...
happy thursday and congrats NEKO!!

[gini]

Nicole, I saw lots of "fuzzy belly button warmers" for sale while I was visiting your beautiful country. Would they help? I didn't buy any because I didn't know of anyone who might appreciate them. They were made out of possum fur. (possums being a huge problem in New Zealand).

Richard, do you know how to make an Apple Martini?

I would like to raise a glass to Michelle and congratulate her on her special day coming soon.

And also our sweet Bassett......I know all of us will be toasting that baby with many prayers for a huge success!

Richard, also, thanks for making a special card for Bassett.

See you later today!

[Edwina's Secretary]

This is probably TMI but I cannot BEAR to have my belly button touched! It is the most awful feeling to me......

[momoffuzzyfaces]

deer mr richard, dis is chester, moff's youngest cat boy. can i please haf 3 catnip teas? one fur me, and one fur each ob my brovers? we want to slup well wishes to bassett. mawmee said it was ok. she forgot to order dem yestaday. can u imagine dat!

[gini]

You can tell it has gotten to be pretty tame in the Dog House if we are down to discussing our belly buttons.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by gini


Richard, do you know how to make an Apple Martini?

i'm a man and can be trained..



belly buttons....
who remembers the line about contemplating their belly buttons.....



only on thursday....


drinks are up.....

[Cheshirekatt]

Originally posted by RICHARD
drinks are up.....

Thank you!

[mugsy]

Works for me! I may have to jump off the wagon.....got 2 pieces of good news.

1. I can save Anna's house....we have a place for Rose

2. Cobb Care now has a facility!! YEAH!

[Logan]

Champagne, all around!!! Happy Wedding, Neko, and congratulations to Anna and Molly and Rose!!! And I'll also drink to "Thursday".......one day before Friday!!! And then a week long vacation for me, much needed!!!

[lbaker]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. I must be suffering from "post-party syndrom" I thought someone said something about belly button phobia I must still be ill from the last couple of weeks, couldn't have read that correctly Congrats and good luck all
Laurie

[catland]

and one for Mugsy - who just slipped past the 5000 post milestone

[RICHARD]

DONE!

[emily_the_spoiled]

Hey Richard,

I think I would like a cranberry vodka martini ... and could you please send some of that California sunshine out East (my herb garden is starting to go moldy from all the rain).

Thanks