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  1. #16
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    Bastet verses the Window

    I was living in this house that had heaps of screen doors. (Glass windows that you slide open to get onto the veranda). Usually they are very dirty because people put their hands all over them - paw prints from cats, spiders webs, you name it.

    So in my infinate wisdom (or stupidity) I decided to give the screen doors a great clean. Took me all day to do it. I scrubbed and polished (Bastet mind you was keeping an eye on the proceedings - you always need a good manager ) until the windows came up like new.

    The next day I was looking at my lovely clean windows when I heard *thunka thunka thunka * behind me. I watched Bastet running towards me at a rapid rate. I looked at her, I looked at what she was looking at through the window - this gorgous butterfly. Before I could catch her or stop her she lept at the butterfly through the nice clean window and ended up banging her head against the window!

    I was laughing my head off - tears streaming down my eyes as poor little Bastet so scared scampered off to hide under the bed. She was like this furry pink ball. Every bit of hair stood on end. She came out a couple of hours later still furry and went tolook at the window. She had to do the inspect
    "A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor."

  2. #17
    Oh Silly Bastet! You poor thing, you must have gotten a big fright when you bashed into the window!

    Thanks Kay for my great sig & avatar!!!
    Kissy 1993 (?) - 13 Oct 2005. Always in my heart.
    Ally Cat's Mommy

    "It's a matter of taking the side of the weak against the strong, something the best people have always done." Harriet Beecher-Stowe.

  3. #18
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    i was online when Edward decides to relieve himself....the box is about 6 feet away from the comp table....upon the completion of the purging of his bowels he begins his scratching and leaves the area... 2 seconds later the fragrant scent of kitty dung rises up to meet my nostrils


    my first thought was of a bio attack in my own home!

    i then realize that the cat was the culprit-MY OWN CAT IS
    trying to kill me..holy cat poop.......the stink was unbearable.....
    as i scrambled to finish my online conversation edward returned to his box and began to frantically scratch and scratch-the stench was so bad it offended him!!!!!

    as the burning in my eyes and nose went away i scooped the offending load from the box and proceeded to rid the house of the cat's scat.....as i came back with the Arm and Hammer
    deodorizer i spied eddie still frantically scratching his litter box....

    he usually does his business and splits........but this night something foul was afoot and his return to the scene of the crime
    was enough to make me laugh every time i think about it!

    i suspect he now knows what he puts his dad thru!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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