Hullo.

Some of da nice kats at dis forum helped me win the title as Martyr Of The Month last June. Now, da voting fur Martyr Of The Year haz now begunn and I need yoor votes again!

Here, I shall refresh yur memory of my own horrible aboose.

Evidence 1:

Dose awfool baths. Need I say more?!

Evidence 2:

Da constant booty/purn shots taken uf me and shuwed to uther evyl meowmies all over the net.

Evidence 3:

Iz always have to beg fur my food, it's so hoomiliating!

Evidence 4:

The costant aboose at the hands of my meowmie's evyl boyfriend. In dis pic he iz trying to eat me!

Evidence 5:
(NO PHOTO EVIDENCE YET)
The evyl homeless kitty Kattja my meowmie found and adopted. She gets more attenshun dan I do, she constantly tortures me, eats my food an steals my toyz!

So take a look at this poor aboosed face of mine

an find it in yoor hearts to give a vote fur me!

Yoo kan vote fur me by emailing [email protected], but remember, only kats can vote! To see the website and the other kandidates, click here.


Tank Yoo,
Oliver