To My Bevy of Beaux

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dearest Gabe,

So sorry about that little meltdown. That little dustmop of a pup just knows how to get under my skin....

Right now I must pack my bags and leave beautiful Puerto Vallarta -- fast. I'm not sure where I'll go from here. I hope to Maya's party but.....

There's been a little incident -- I hope it does not become an international cause celebre. You see I met what I THOUGHT was this very nice kitty from Los Angeles (I should have known!!!) We went out on the town and she knew the most unsavory characters! Next thing I know...they ditched me and....



I am so worried my name will come up in the investigation (although I had NOTHING to do with it!!!!!) You can see why Gavin made me so nervous. What if he finds out and tells my parents!

I'll let you know where I land...

Yours in flight...

Winny

[Barbara]

Edwina!!!!
I just managed to keep Tigris away from the screen. He's looking forward so much to that party and I really cannot support if he sees you like this!!!!

Please stop the Margaritas and the beer. And pray that Gavin doesn't find out!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh no, Edwina! Such a scandal. It's a good thing you're leaving. Hopefully the first plane you hop will be to Belgium and Maya's party. I'm sure you will be able to put this all behind you there, and have a real nice reunion the Gabester. Please do keep us informed of your final destination.

[Randi]

Edwina dear, how did you end up in such a mess? Did you have a sunstroke in Puerta Vallarta? You can't have been thinking straight.

I think we'd better send Fister down a little early to keep all these unsavoury characters away from you!! Fister knows about the European ways and he will most definately keep any muggers or pickpockets at a distance!!

Let us know which connection you get and Fister will meet up with you before the party.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Randi
Fister knows about the European ways and he will most definately keep any muggers or pickpockets at a distance!!

Fister - aka Edwina's body guard.

If those pickpockets and muggers know what's good for them, they will stay far far away from fister and his "knives."

[gini]

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary



There's been a little incident -- I hope it does not become an international cause celebre. You see I met what I THOUGHT was this very nice kitty from Los Angeles (I should have known!!!)

Edwina, Rascal here.........EXACTLY what does that mean?

"Los Angeles - I should have known?" Well, I live in Los Angeles and I am a gentleman through and through! However, I am questioning your behavior.

When you go looking for trouble.......well, you never know what you will find. Sounds like the warm sun got to you.............

[Edwina's Secretary]

Oh I am so sorry Rascal....I know you are a gentleman...it is just, you know, those Hollywood types? All that "life in the fast lane" is just a little shocking for an innocent little midwesterner like me!