Pillz 'n Katz...
Originally posted by NoahsMommy
... usually docile Basie will NOT take these pills.
We got one of those pill shooter things from the vet,
and its still not going to happen.
Hey Basil ~
Iz yer MeowMee doing it rite?? 
Dad an Boots, our Kat, have the pill-shooter drill down pat!
Startz wiff Dad goin inna Fridge fur three Temptations Treat nuggetz. Kat dashez inna kitchen; leepz up onna kounter; leanz round the fridge door an helpz Dad kount to three. Then they have a race to see who can get inna baffroom furst. Kat leapz up onna vanity an startz doin hiz Happie Danz an hed-buttin at Dad whilst Dad getz wun pill anna pill shooter outta the kabinet.
Our pill shooter izza kross tween a giant syringe ann huge ball point pen... Plastik tube thingy wiffa place to hold it tween yer furst an sekund finnerz, anna plunger to push wiffa thumbie. Dad pullz the plunger back a lil bit, then forces the pill in the end - itz got 4 lil slitz to let the pill be inserted but not fall back out. Pill loaded; tyme to *grab da Kat*...
Now Dummie da Kat wunts the treetz inna worst way - takin da *pill* is jest a minor inneruption onna way towardz gobblin treetz...
Treetz are sittin onna towel rack within view... Kat turnz onna *PUrrrr motor* full tilt...
Dependin upon Kat'z *level of excitement*; sumtymez takez boffa Dad'z pawz to *turn da Kat* (facin North) unner Dad'z left arm wiffa left paw ober Kat'z hed - thumbie on wun side of the jaw; furst finner onna udder side. Gentle *squeeze* anna Kat'z jaw popz open...
Enuff pressure applied to *keep* da Kat frum movin around, and wiffa mouf WIDE open; Dad'z right paw holdz & insertz the shooter - OBER the Kat'z wadded up tongue likker ~
(*THAT's* the trick - OVER the tougue and part way DOWN the throat!)
Quick push wiffa thumbie an *POP - da pill'z downa hatch no matter WHUT da Kat duz wiffa tongue! Kat nebber skipz a beet wiffa *PUrrrrin* - cept fur an okkazional Gaaakin
sound.
Treetz are due *Immediatley* - affore the pill shooter getz put away fur the next dose!
We shuld Note:
Doc Mike (White Coat) taught Dad ta do it wiffa pair of *Forceps* - thoze shiney medikal plierz that lock shut. They werk'd OK, but Dad wuz alluz gettin em *locked* too tite or bustin pillz...
Da plastik Pill Shooter iz sorta Dad-proof. 
Anudder Note:
Furst few tymes dint werk out so gud...
Dad wuz a lil *timid* bout shuvin the shooter downa throat too far - anna Kat makin Gaaakin noizez wuz a sereeus distrakshun, too! They got da *Brite Idea* to praktis by shootin Temptation Treetz stedda pillz! Kat dint get to *savor da moment*; but a half duzin Temptations inna tummie dint hurt nuffin! They've settled onna three to wun ratio - Wun suksessfuk *pill shoot* iz wurth Three Temptationz!
Praktiss, Praktiss, Praktiss - makes fur a Purfikt *Pill Shoot*!
And itz a LOT cheeper than makin up spechul Flavored Meds!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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