I am kitten, hear me roar!
See me chase toys on the floor.
I will do just what I want,

Obey you? Hmph; I will not!
Give me some, I will take more.
I am kitten, hear me roar!



I am kitten, hear me roar!
I am tabby to the core.
Though you think I'm really cute,

Wait until you see your boot.
To my food dish I will soar,
I am kitten, hear me roar!



I am kitten, hear me roar!
Little mousies I will gore!
Deep inside my fluffy fur,

There are feelings that occur,
I grew up with claws that tore,
I am kitten, hear me roar!

(written by Anonymous)
*whispers* the tree's still standing as of 30 minutes ago...