If you could understand what your dog says, what would he/she say?

[BayleeBoo]

"Ahhhh, what a life! Those bozo's do all the work and I get to lay around, sleep, eat THEIR food. What more could I ask for? I wander if my brothers and sisters have it this good?"
Hehehehe

[AdoreMyDogs]

Graham would say this:

I love you. I really love you. Will you pet me? Will you pet me more? Will you never stop petting me ever? I love you. Thanks for petting me. Remember to not ever stop, OK? I love you. Do you love me enough? Do you like to pet me?

Cassie would say this:

Thanks for taking me places. Thanks for including me in your life. Life is so fun now. Oh, is that food? I'm a princess, please know that. Oh I know that MUST be food! My royal tummy is empty, feed me. Thanks for the treat, more please. Thanks for letting me sleep on the couch. Lets cuddle, you sit on the couch and I jump on to your lap and snore. I smell food. I forgot how very starving to death I am.

[TollSettFK]

I'll do what ever you want me to, because I love you.

[Eudora]

Oh-lotsa stuff!
"Brush me please."
"I don't have to come, you come!"
"Don't use the computer, play with me me me!"
"I want more of those biscuits please."
"ahaha. I am making you feel guilty cos you won't let me have more biscuits."

[kobieeli]

Eli's words:
"Let's go someplace--anyplace--in the car!"
"Did you say P-A-R-K?"
<dropping toys in lap> "Throw this to me, please...or this...or this...or this..."

Kobie's words:
"Let's find some stuff to chase."
"I want cheese. NOW."
"Mom, Eli's bugging me again!"

[Dixieland Dancer]

Dixie would say:

Is it time to Tigger on dad yet to wake him up? Huh is it, is it? It has to be time now! Mom, I'm gonna wake him up anyway! I can't wait another minute!

Do you expect ME to eat that krunchie stuff. Not until you put some gravy or something on it.

I know he's my son but why does he have to hang all over me all day long. I'll let him know when I want to play with him.

Mom, I'm ready to run and catch Frisbee! Come on mom it's time. I need to run!

I Love you mom! Curling up with you at bedtime is the best part of the day!

Are you going somewhere mom? Can I go too? Pleeeeaaassseee! I'll be good! I just wanna go with you mom!!!

Dusty would say:

I don't wanna go to bed now. I wanna chew my bone!

Is it time to eat yet? Is that food I smell?

I think I'll go check the kitty box for krunchies!

Mom is it time to eat yet?

Oh wow it's krunchie time! YaHoooooo

It's gone already mom. Please put some more in the bowl! I'll speak, give paw, sit, down, whatever you want just put more in the bowl, pleeeeaaassseeeee!

I think your the most special mom in the whole world! I love you mommy!

[ October 17, 2001: Message edited by: Dixieland Dancer ]

DAISY WOULD SAY:
"WALK ME!"
"SPOIL ME ROTTEN"
"NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT ME"
"DON'T LEAVE ME WITH STRANGE PEOPLE"
"I OWN YOU SO LET ME OUTSIDE"
AND MY FAV.
"I LOVE YOU"

OH YEAH, SHE'LL ALSO SAY,"I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!"

[tesa]

that's funny cuz Idaho talks all the time, she's a groaner, grumbler, moaner, sigher. but, if she could speak english it would be,
"touch me, please."
"don't leave, i'll be bored."
"i'm too dignified for puppies and misbehaving dogs."
"mmmm.....cat breakfast."