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  1. #1
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    THAT WAS GREAT. ALL OF THEM ARE SOOOOOOO TRUE!! STILL SMILING ABOUT THAT THREAD!!

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    Those are great! My favorite is the elevator butt one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caffeitina
    Those are great! My favorite is the elevator butt one.

    Join in and write a few!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Sure. Sounds fun Here are a few written in honor of my two furballs.

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    A squirrel outside
    Mouse with a fluffy tail
    Would make a fun toy
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    Food dish is empty
    From our tasty midnight snack
    Time to wake Mom--Now!
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    The big leather chair
    Makes a better scratching post
    Softer on my claws
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    Dad bought Mom flowers
    Maybe just a taste or two...
    Yummy! Salad bar!
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    Howard loves catnip
    Runs around the apartment
    Now it's time to sleep
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    Luna strikes a pose
    She's the prettiest kitty
    Look, but just don't touch
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    A string hanging there
    Attached to mom's blue hoodie
    Pounce! The string is mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by caffeitina
    Sure. Sounds fun
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    Dad bought Mom flowers
    Maybe just a taste or two...
    Yummy! Salad bar!
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    lvpets2002 - your girls didn't contact me but Cassie likes to play mousies in the kitchen. I think it is because they slide better on the tile. Every now and again she will bop one underneath the refrigerator and then she'll sulk until I retrieve it. She must have half a dozen but she has a couple of favorites that she plays with the most and those are the ones that seem to end up beneath the fridge. And, caffeitina, did MY girl contact YOU?! She LOVES it when we have flowers in the house. That doesn't happen often, though because I only have a couple places I can set a vase of flowers where she can't get at it somehow! Stinker. I love her to pieces.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    With six cats, I can relate to every single Haiku!! Laughing my arse off this morning. Needed a good laugh!

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    Cassie:
    I don't need cat toys.
    I would rather play with things
    Found around the house.

    Milo:
    Look at my cat toys!
    Kept in a basket for me,
    I play with them all.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    My dirt brown cat.
    Angel with a dirty face.
    Brings outdoors inside.

    A late night escape
    A grand tour of property.
    Grounded for two days.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Sleep interupted.
    Crazy cat late night attacks.
    I'm sleepy no more.

    When the cat's away
    I can get my beauty sleep.
    So do all the mice!

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    Cassie:
    Meowm has a new job.
    She's home early, which means more
    Time to spend with me!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    a cat and cardboard
    strange magnetic reaction.
    Why do they love it?

  12. Oh no! My Big One
    has been trapped by newspaper.
    Cat to the rescue

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    the taste of cat hair
    in the morning reminds me
    that i own a cat

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    Great photo, Edwina!

    Marvelous Haiku, Richard!

    Such talent abounds here in Pet Talk! What a treat.
    I'm sometimes asked "Why do you spend so much of your time and money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?" I answer: "I am working at the roots." -George T. Angell, reformer (1823-1909)



    Thank you, Popcornbird for creating this tribute to Summer starring Livvy and Cassy

    Livvy: 11 April 99 - 5 July 09
    Cassy: 11 July 99 - 8 April 11

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    my cat is my friend
    until he decides to knock
    stuff off of the shelf


    cold morning warm cat
    sleeping on top of my feet
    can life be better?

    i would rather clean
    10 litterboxes than to
    deal with mean people

    my cat is pure white
    which makes it easy to tell
    when he gets dirty

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