Uh oh! Do I have to go under the windmill?Originally Posted by RICHARD
CD,
One green Irish coffee!
DONE!
Did you ever go thru the initiation process for Thursday's?
Livin' in Parrot Paradise
Uh oh! Do I have to go under the windmill?CD,
One green Irish coffee!
DONE!
Did you ever go thru the initiation process for Thursday's?
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Hey, Richard isn't just a kiddin' about the California weather. I walked out on my deck to go to work and almost went arse over teakettle on the ice crystals.
Soooo - a large very hot coffee - with a generous amount of Bailey's will thaw me out and get the day going.
Fuzzbutt Luvr
One clean joke will get you lifetime membership. However, since you tried to crash the party, I think we should make it a little tougher!!What do you think, Richard?????
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To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
Ecclesiastes 3:1The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
~~~~true author unknown~~~~
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Yeah - take away her green Irish coffee until she tells us a really good joke!One clean joke will get you lifetime membership. However, since you tried to crash the party, I think we should make it a little tougher!!
Crashing the party - where does she think she is - the WHITE HOUSE?
I'm just your imagination
It got down to 8 here last night. Make my hot choco a double please? and 4 catnip teas for the brats.
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Livin' in Parrot Paradise
How about this . . .
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Give that lady back her Green Irish Coffee - freshen it up a bit and let's all say
WELCOME ABOARD!!
One rescued Tabby home!
OK - I think that one gets her in at least most of the way- how 'bout it Barkeep? ... Barkeep?? YO - BARKEEP!! Oh, where is he? Orc, go find him would you?
GO RAVENS!!
shiney
Good joke.
Down to 13ºF here in the morning. BRRR. But we're lucky because its been clear so no ice to deal with.
Transition happens this weekend when Pacific weather is due to scour out our Artic Blast. I'm sipping on a pumpkin-spice latte at the moment, so adding some baileys sounds like a most exellent idea.
For lunch, anyone want some a bowl of hot chili?
These are not the droids you were looking for
Livin' in Parrot Paradise
Thank you so much!!
Hey, I crashed last week too. Do I need to find another joke?
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
Luv my kitties!
Excellent joke!!
Could I please get a ginger ale? My tummy is still not over the cleanout business. Food is not my friend yet. Or better yet, some hot ginger tea.
I checked our temperature it is 10oF and feels like 0oF, need some feel better and warming up liquids.
Gayle - self proclaimed Queen of Poop
Mommy to: Cali (14 year old kitten)
(RB furbabies: Rascal RB 10/11/03 (ferret), Sami RB 24/02/04 (dog), Trouble RB 10/08/05 (ferret), Miko RB 20/01/06 (ferret) and Sebastian RB 12/12/06(ferret), Sasha RB 17/10/09 (border collie cross), Diego RB 04/12/21
(505) 503 4455
I go outside to do a little wood gathering and everyone shows up!
QoP,
Proud of you, see? The test twasn't that bad!
Hot Ginger Tea!
DONE!
CD,
One Joke per Membership.
Oh no, Burritos again!
Hi Catland!
Some Bailey's for you!
Chili? I'll break out the bowls and crackers!
DONE!
PM,
Thanks for sending the ORC out, I dropped plastic pipe on my foot....He carried me back in!
Hey Miss G,
Glad you didn't go A over T!
Large hot, extra Bailey's
DONE!
Hi MOFF,
Hot choco and tea for the kids!
DONE!
Pom,
She managed to work a Mexican into the joke and insult the bartender!
We'll leave her alone!
DONE!
Refresh you cup!
Fuzzbutt Luvr
Nah. But it does appear that security at the bar is about as good as at the White House. Orc must have been asleep at his post.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wolfy ~ Fuzzbutt #3My little dog ~ a heartbeat
Sparky the Fuzzbutt - PT's DOTD 8/3/2010
RIP 2/28/1999~10/9/2012Myndi the Fuzzbutt - Mom's DOTD - Everyday
RIP 1/24/1996~8/9/2013
Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
Ecclesiastes 3:1The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
~~~~true author unknown~~~~
Luv my kitties!
Could I please get a tall, stiff drink. (in reality no way would my tummy accept it)
He cancelled my vehicle insurance and pulled a few other nasty tricks today so I need a belt!!!
Plus I'm heading out into the cold and could use some anti-freeze!!!
Gayle - self proclaimed Queen of Poop
Mommy to: Cali (14 year old kitten)
(RB furbabies: Rascal RB 10/11/03 (ferret), Sami RB 24/02/04 (dog), Trouble RB 10/08/05 (ferret), Miko RB 20/01/06 (ferret) and Sebastian RB 12/12/06(ferret), Sasha RB 17/10/09 (border collie cross), Diego RB 04/12/21
(505) 503 4455
QoP,Could I please get a tall, stiff drink. (in reality no way would my tummy accept it)
He cancelled my vehicle insurance and pulled a few other nasty tricks today so I need a belt!!!
Plus I'm heading out into the cold and could use some anti-freeze!!!
My brother has tried to cut off the cable three times, the water and power twice and the phone twice. You are not alone.
One anti-freeze?
done!
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