*Flat Tyre* & *Taco* Caper...

[Corinna]

Great story you guys really need to put all the stories in a book.I'd buy it!
Smoke, Merlin says them taco things do the same to him, Wendys burgers are the best and no bad air included.

[Blustang24]

LMAO!!!! i couldn't stop laughing...good story...sry about the flat tire though lol

[Cincy'sMom]

LOL!!! Great story Smokey! You and your sis have quite the talent for story telling...I hope sharing it does remind your daddy and get you in trouble again....

[Cinder & Smoke]

Cinners here ~

Jest figgered out whut wuz goin on Sundee nite when da guyz got back frum the GranMom Visit...

Kinda wundered bout Smoke's *breath* anna *buRRRpz* - an no supper fur him - when they got in. An then da *gass attak* onna BigBed !
Had no ideer *Taco*F@rtz* wuz THAT bad!!

Makes sense - now - wiff whut'z been goin on this week...

We wuz all motorin round towne inna kar when Dad getz *hungree* an we stopped at Mickey's driv-up store. He startz munchin an seez da kar needz a drink - we whip inna station an he startz gettin out. Then jumpz back in an grabz the Mickey D bag an takez it WIFF him!

Putz it onna trunky lid whilst he'z pumpin an payin fur da gas - nebber dun THAT affore.

Oh well - weez jest gonna havta bide our tyme - he'll furget soonur or later... Gonna havta get a lil more *excited* next tyme we zipp past da Taco Dinger Shop - Smoke sez they gotz Reelee Gud grub in there!

/s/ Cinder

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Gosh, Cinder, since you didn't get a taco, I think you deserve a special treat all your own. What do you think?

[ChrisH]

I was laughing tears!

Corinna wrote.

Great story you guys really need to put all the stories in a book.I'd buy it!

And me! I bet an awful lot of other Pet Talkerswould too.

[lizbud]

I read this at work and just started laughing out loud
through the whole story.

Sorry bout the tyre Phred, but Smoke man just cudn't
hep it. Them Taco's sure smell GOOD. Hey they wuz
gettin cold .......l

[Rachel]

Hannah here, Smokey. Ya done good. Got 2 oudda the 3! I'm impressed. You the dog, Smokey. Sleepin on da floor is a small price to pay for 2 tacos. I've never got to wrap my lips around even 1.

My mom likes to eat her Cheerios at her desk in her office while she works. Sometimes she has to leave the room and thats when I spring into action....Ya gotta be quick...I can reach up to the top of the desk and my tongue is just long enough to get into that bowl of cereal and milk...yummmy... just thinking about it. Sometimes there is a clink as the spoon goes flying to the floor and that brings her back running with those same words your dad uses *DON'T YOU DARE*! One day she had her cereal in the bedroom at a little table. I goes into da bathroom and starts scatching on the toilet bowl. She knows this means I wants some fresh water in my water bowl in there. *JUST WAIT*. How many times I hear that one! So I keeps scratching and scatching on the toilet bowl. Finally she gets up and comes to the bathroom and picks up my water dish and throws the old water out, then fills it up with nice fresh clean water. Are you with me on this one??? Guess where I was? Right in the next room lapping up the Cheerios. I had to give myself an *Atta Girl* for that one! I am sooo clever.

Hannah

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by Rachel
Hannah here...
Are you with me on this one??? Guess where I was?
Right in the next room lapping up the Cheerios.
I had to give myself an *Atta Girl* for that one!

Way to go, Hannah!!

Wunder iffin we could use that diverzunairy taktik atta Ranch???

Dad offin eetz his supper inna kliner chair an leebz hiz bowl onna arm or da low tabul when he runz inna kitchin to fetch sumpin...

<thinks>

Now if wunna us wuz inna bunkroon makin a fuss...
Da udder wun otta have bout enuff tyme ta kleen out da bowl...

Big *rub* is gonna be figgerin out who getz the bunkroom detail an who getz da bowl kleenin job...?

We'll flip da Kat - aint gotz no koinz.

Tanks fur da ideer, Hannah ~
We like yur thinkin!!

[Sudilar]

Hehehehehehe!

[sammi]

You guys are just too funny!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke


Way to go, Hannah!!

Wunder iffin we could use that diverzunairy taktik atta Ranch???

Dad offin eetz his supper inna kliner chair an leebz hiz bowl onna arm or da low tabul when he runz inna kitchin to fetch sumpin...

<thinks>

Now if wunna us wuz inna bunkroon makin a fuss...
Da udder wun otta have bout enuff tyme ta kleen out da bowl...

Big *rub* is gonna be figgerin out who getz the bunkroom detail an who getz da bowl kleenin job...?

We'll flip da Kat - aint gotz no koinz.

Tanks fur da ideer, Hannah ~
We like yur thinkin!!

No, No, No, you don flip da katz, you use him to make da diverzunairy tatik, din yuz both get your dadz dinner!
Dis if MOFF'S boys by da way!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces No, No, No, you don flip da katz, you use him to make da diverzunairy tatik, din yuz both get your dadz dinner!

We tinkz you Boyz misunnerstoodz us...

"Flip da Kat" as in *Toss a Koin* ~ Kat lands Hed'z up or Tail'z up desides who getz whut detail.

Kat wood be uz-less for doin the diverzunairy taktik in da bunkroom - he nebber duz nuffin rite when ya needz him!

Cides ~ heez alluz layin onna udder kliner chair starin at Dad's suppur bowl waitin fur an oppurtoonitee ta grab sumpin hizself!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

ah, we see. we jest din't tink flippin katz sounded like a good idea wif his new plumbn job. we thot maybe you could bribe him to 'accidently' knock sumtin ober in another room and you two could grab da food. course ifn katz got his beady little eyes on da food too, dat wouldn't work.
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