My mommy is starving me!!!

[Cincy'sMom]

hey 'kota. Cincy here. I'm being starved too! My Daddy tooks me to da white coats two weeks ago and dey said I weigh too much. I guess I needs to lose 10 lbs! I weighs more den my sis and she is taller den me! well, 1 down, 9 to go!

Good luck to you!

[Stenograsaurus]

Hello, everyone. Fat Boy Dakota here. Hey, sorry I haven't posted back. Mom and dad has the whole house tore up. They put new carpet down in the living room and the toy/computer room. I am so excited because I have something new to pee on.

Hey, Roxey, I am blushing. I can't believe that someone as pretty as you would drool over me. You did help my self esteem. I was starting to feel a little self-conscious. That happens when everybody starts referring to you as fat boy all the time. Can you and Huney trade places with my sister? She never shares her food with me. She always growls if I get too close to her when she's eating. I always woof down my food real fast and she is a slow eater, so I hover over her. If I step too close, she growls. Once in a while mom helps me sneak some food. She'll say my name and Patience goes running to her. (I think Patience thinks mom is giving me some special treat.) So while she's gone I dive into her bowl and eat it all up. Patience always looks confused when she comes back to her bowl and it's all gone. My mom just pats her on the head, smiles and says one of these days you'll learn.

[anna_66]

Oh Dakota! I would never call you fat boy! Sometimes my mom & dad call Angus that too, but he don't care...he knows they think he's "da man"! I'm sure your family feels that way about you too.
Would you like me & Huney to come over & talk to your sister? I'm sure we could MAKE her change her mind That's funny that you confuse her like that-good for you-that'll teach her to growl at you again!
Oh & thanks for saying I'm pretty (mom's been kinda mad at me-so I haven't been feeling too good about myself either)
So, don't worry about the food, I'm sure mom will keep sneaking you food now & then!
Bye Dakota (pretty boy, not fat boy )
Roxey