What would you ask your cat if it could talk?

[shais_mom]

I would ask Kylie:
1) Just what did the boyfriend do to her before I got her so my "friend" won't marry him.
2) If she misses her sister Shaianne.
3) If she is happy and if she knows she is loved.

Good topic!

[C.C.'s Mom]

Eddy: why do you always go upstairs and sleep all alone in the bedroom? where did you leave your beautiful collar with the little flowers on yesterday ( )? do you have a lot of pain?

Rudie: tell me about your life on the streets. would you mind another cat in the household? can you please brush your teeth?

[Randi]

I'd like to ask Fister:

1. Are you bored? Would you like a new kitten to play with?

2. Which Cat Pension would you prefer to be in, while we're on holiday?

3. When we let you out in the yard, could you please come back no later than 11.00 PM?

4. Do you HAVE to come up every evening in bed and sit between our heads and wash yourself??

5. Do you know WE LOVE YOU!? (I bet he does!)

[Kirsten]

wolflady and toughCookie... Ah, it's okay, I'm relieved that I did not offend anyone!
You know, for a while I've been posting on another board (not cat-related) and they had very strict rules about things like this. Even when it was months ago, they would close your topic and link you to the other one instead, they made you feel bad all the time. Not a really nice place to be and for sure not the way my own boards are moderated. And I'm glad that this board isn't like that either!

And I see, everyone has really interesting questions, shows how much we all care for our furballs and how much we're interested in their purrsonality and the way they feel.

Kirsten

[toughCookie]

oh I'm sorry I made you feel bad!

[Kirsten]

Ah no, you didn't, don't worry! I know this place is much nicer than the one I was posting on a while ago!

Kirsten

[Vio&Juni]

But I do talk to Juni and she answers. OK I pretend that I understand when I want and that I don't understand when I don't want and she does the same. I am sure, I know the answer to so many questions to her. Esp. if she knows that we love her and if she loves us. That's obvious. Why would she sleep on my head then and kiss me all the time, and have that beautiful tail like an antena when we come home?
Well, I would have some questions to her, but they are so many. OK, here's one, what did her father use to tell her all the time, because they were always talking. Here's another one - whom does she like more of the tree of us - me, my sister or my brother? I am sure, she knows exactly how much each of us love her, so I won't ask her that, I ask her that everyday - if she knows how much I love her (more than my I love my boyfriend. It's ok, you can tell him that, he knows it already)

[Kirsten]

You told your boyfriend that you love your cat more?! You're a real cat person!

Kirsten

[Vio&Juni]

I didn't even need to tell him that. He knows it and he had to accept it. He loves Juni too and she loves him back.

[Kirsten]

So he's not offended?

BTW, it's not that I can't understand you! I'm that kind of person who prefers to share the home with a cat instead of a guy!

Kirsten

[Vio&Juni]

It was out of the question to have as a boyfriend a cat-hater. He himself has adopted two stray cats. And, Juni already has my unconditional love, while he has to earn it first. Anyway, he's newer, so he has to stay in line

[RICHARD]

what is it with the mirror? (either he admires himself or does the
nails-on-chalkboard thing...)

how do you keep your head from flopping over while you nap?

why the attitude after a trip from the groomers?

how can i fall asleep that fast?

and finally-
first ham, now bacon.......what's next? steak?

[C.C.'s Mom]

Originally posted by Kirsten
You told your boyfriend that you love your cat more?! You're a real cat person!

My husband tells me (almost daily) that he's convinced that I love Rudie most, than Eddy, Cookie and Dunja. And when there's enough space left over for the day, he gets a little love too.

[Kirsten]

LOL, Vio, I like your way of thinking about cats and men!

Richard, you're right! I often envied my cats for their ability to fall asleep from one second to another! LOL

Kirsten

[Vio&Juni]

Kirsten, go an see Juni at http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/vcasian/l...tos.yahoo.com/
I think, she looks a lot like Luna, isn't she?