Handsome Pedro, what a treat it is to meet you, and hear all about your loving ways. You would be an excellent addition to any home, even with your little paper shredding hobby. I'm sure that your purrsons realise this, even when they are on their hands and knees gathering up all that paper.

I hope you had lots of celebrations in honour of your very special Cat of the Day status, and perhaps just a few extra cuddles?

Congratulations to you, handsome boy!