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    HEY! ~ Where's the Peanut Butter Jar ???

    HEY!
    Where's the Peanut Butter Jar ???

    What'd he say?

    I dunno - I jest *wag* m'tail when he rants ... not a clue whut he said.

    It was RITE HERE onna desk asside the puter when I left for the Fire Station
    last night ... come to think of it - Heidi didn't get her Fish Pill last night.

    HEIDI! Have you seen the PeanButter Jar?

    *pitter*patter*pitter*patter* ~ {dumm look} ~ {head tilt} ~ *trots off* ...

    I gather that was a "NO" ?

    Look out! He's in *search mode* now.

    Let's go crawl inna Sauna - outta site - outta mynd - outta trubbel!
    Move over, MiniMutt - we all gotta crowd in here!

    *Sounds of Searching* ... copious quantities of Dawg Fuzz are relocated ...
    furniture is moved ... dark places are explored with bare handpawz ...
    much < grumblin > is heard ...
    * Den / Puter room = clear
    * Kitchen = cluttered but clear (he thinks)
    * Dining room = clear
    * Living room = clear
    * Hall = clear
    * Hall Klozit = clear
    * Baffroom = clear
    * Bunkroom = clear ... wade-a-minnit ...
    * Checks MiniMutt's BeanBag bed asside the TV ...

    WHAT's THIS??
    HEIDI !!

    I think he's callin ya, Kid.

    I think I can't hear him.

    So, where was it?

    Inna BeanBag Bed ... had it burried purty gud ... dunno how he spotted it!

    Why din'ch let us help ya last nite?

    Do I look THAT stoopid? Iffin wunna you'd popped da lid - I'da nebber got
    close to that jar affore it wuz emptee!

    You wuz sure gibbin it heck inna puter room aftur ya knocked it offa desk!

    Yeah - who'da thunk they'd put Dawg-proof lidz on PeanButter Jars?
    TWO hous I < gnawed > on that sukker --- mouf still hurtz!

    OUWCH! ... DURN IT!!

    He musta jest noticed the toofie marks ... Plastik gets sum sharp edges innit
    when ya make a lil tear ...
    Wunder iffin he'll store it onna desk anymore?

    << SIGH >>


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    Thx for the minute by minute play, Phred!
    You may not be a happy camper, but your furkids sure gave me a huge laugh!!!
    I hope they can still merit some huggies from me!



    I've been Boooo'd!

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    Ooh, so Heidi's a peanut butter fiend, eh? Reminds me of a certain Husky who became my bestest friend in the whole world (or at least the whole of Findlay) as soon as I opened the Peanut Butter Scooby Snaks jar ... (miss ya, Sherman!)

    Hee hee - leave it to the new kid to give the hooman a new adventure!

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    Hehehe, way to go Heidi. You may not get a chance to do it again, but it sure was good, wasn't it?

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    ohhh Heidi!
    are you pooping Peanut Butter?!

    Keeganhttp://www.dogster.com/dogs/256612 9/28/2001 to June 9, 2012
    Kylie http://www.catster.com/cats/256617 (June 2000 to 5/19/2012)
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    "we as American's have forgotten we can agree to disagree"
    Kylie the Queen, Keegan the Princess, entertained by Kloe the court Jester
    Godspeed Phred and Gini you will be missed more than you ever know..

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    Quote Originally Posted by shais_mom View Post

    are you pooping Peanut Butter?!


    Sadly, no!

    'Kuz I nebber got close to poppin da lid!

    Aftur TWO hours of *chompin* on it - all I managed ta do wuz chew a few
    tiny tears inna lid ... nebber eben managed to ge a *sniff* of PeanButter.

    NUTZ!

    /s/ MiniMutt

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    Awww Heidi, they should at least have given you a bonus scoop of peanut butter
    I miss you enormously Sydney, Maya, Inka & Zazou Be happy there at the Rainbow Bridge

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    Heidi? Heidi? How out of touch am I???

    She sounds a very clever little girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties View Post

    Heidi? Heidi?
    How out of touch am I???
    See "We have 'company' at the Ranch ..." >>>

    http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=81353


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