HAPPY BIRTHDAY PT!
I'll have a slab o' that Red Velvet cake and some hot coffee to wash it down with for now. Be back later!![]()
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PT!
I'll have a slab o' that Red Velvet cake and some hot coffee to wash it down with for now. Be back later!![]()
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETTALK!!
I don't visit as much as I should these days. But you are still the best site around.
Here's to all who have made PT special.
to "Thursdays" of course. (background for newer folks - "Thursdays" sprung up at the beginning of the Iraq war. As you can guess by some of this years heated political threads, the early war threads could be quite passionate and divisive and we simply needed a place to wind down where attitudes were checked at the door and politics were not allowed.)
To the philisophy that "every pet is special" - and so is every pettalker.
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These are not the droids you were looking for
It's freezing here. I need hot chocolate - fast! Oh, and catnip tea for the gang, please.
We had tons and tons and tons from hurricane Gustav left overs. Now I have a leaky roof, right over the furnace. sigh
Repair guy coming tomorrow. Oh, what fun!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PET TALK!!!
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Oh! Man! I have to work here.......
We rarely serve a drink with a 'z' in it!
One shiraz, glittering! BF cake and stome fresh berries? done!
STE,
LOX, stock and Bagels? And a mimosa?
DONE!
David,
Cake and Slushie! LOL, You just want to push the buttons on the mixer, eh?
DONE!
RH, cake and coffee? EASY!
DONE!
LP,
Cake and Ice Cream? DONE!
CL,
CAKE? DRINK?
DONE?
MOFF,
Hot choco, CNY for the kids and a small repair bill?
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
ops - you are right, I forgot to place an order.
Well, since my non-cyber person has to watch her cholesterol these days, how about a slice of cheesecake, some buffalo wings, and a piña colada![]()
These are not the droids you were looking for
RICHARD, you can take care of the fancy drinks (especially the ones with a "Z" in 'em!) and I'll be the master of the seement mixer!
Here's a nurse joke. In 20 years of nursing I've heard some great ones, but I like this one because it's clean...
Patient: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the mouth."
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My niece, who is 17, an honor student, and blonde, collects blonde jokes. This is her favorite.
First experience horse riding
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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It's rained steadily all day. Do we have a pot of coffee going?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
Yours in Whiskers
I'm not young enough to know everything.
"The Best Mirror is an Old Friend"
“The secret of what is small is the secret of clear-sightedness; the guarding of what is soft and tender is the secret of strength.”
- Lao Tzu
Here's my joke. It's not funny, but I tried. And in keeping with the theme started by cassiesmom I'll go with a hospital related one:
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not
just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive
Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to
answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she
would answer the phone and say,
Picabo, ICU
Awww, that is a cute one! Here, have some blueberry cake!
Oh yum! I love blueberries! Thank you muchly!
We ALWAYS have a pot of coffee brewing in here. After all, one of our standards is Irish Coffee.It's rained steadily all day. Do we have a pot of coffee going?
One coffee, DONE!
How's that seement mixer doing?
BTW, please send PT prayers for LOH....nothing major, but she has a job interview in the morning, and we both REALLY want her to get this job.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Prayers on the way!
Folks might not know that, as children of a Swede for a Dad, coffee was very important. Even though I don't drink the stuff, I knew how to work the coffee maker at an early age ... and so did all of my siblings. Coffee + Swede = happy!There's ALWAYS coffee on hand at Thursdays, folks!
Ohh, Happy Birthday indeed!
Have you ever tried to explain Pet Talk to a friend - non pet owner?
HA! Now try to explain Thursdays!
Even at my BBQ the firemen asked "what is Thursdays?" Let me tell you it took some doing with a straight face to try to explain.
A source of true joy - that's Pet Talk and Thursdays.
And let's hear it for our reliable (cough cough) bartender, Richard!
It's been a rough day - so I will opt for some of that strong Swedish coffee and some blueberry coffee cake.
And I send lots of love to all of you - and I LOVED the new jokes.
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