Dear great furred ones of Pet Talk:

I fink my meowmy goned cwazy. How can I teel fur sur? What do I do iffin sheis?

Fank que,
Livvy-Wivvy

The situwayshun:

Meowmy is gettin ober someting cawled brown-kites and coffs a WOT!!! [Note: Da coffs make my precious ears ache. *HISS* I don't see no kites of any color. Not sure why brownkites isn't coffy-coffy-sickies. I FINK it should be.] We sat outside in da backyard yesterday and soaked up sunshine. *PURRR!* Good stuffs. I frolicked under plum tree, rose bushies, cherry tree, and peach trees. More good stuffs. Apawrently a twig wif two tinies leafs got stuck between my shoulder blades. Meowmy lawft and lawftied until she had toubles breving. *cough, cough, cough* She SAID the leafs looked like chewrubs wings and I wook likka angel like I IS. If I IS an angel, why shoulda Meowmy laff if I WOOKS whika angel? Is my Meowmy cwazy?

Isit danuwuss to wiv wid a cwazy meowmy???

PS -- How can I make da coffy-coffy-sickies go bye-bye? My ears HURT.