political fun thread.

[wombat2u2004]

I think you all should have a King !!!!
King Bush would sound ok !!!
Wom

[RICHARD]

Why don't we just keep Queen Elizabeth?


I loved the bobo move that GWB made today...About QE dining with 10 presidents.

If anything I think the Bushster had got a great SOH....

[Cinder & Smoke]

Why don't we just keep Queen Elizabeth?

Jolly Good idea, old Boy!!
Let's DO it!

Wonder if the Britts would notice?

[RICHARD]

Jolly Good idea, old Boy!!
Let's DO it!

Wonder if the Britts would notice?

Hey,
We kept the cruise liner...Done!

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What's up with that lady from Kansas?


Geez,
That was classy....complaining about rebuilding when the SAR crews hadn't even started to look for the missing.

She backed up faster than a Nascar Driver that missed his pit box!

"Push in clutch, engage mouth......."

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Richard if you mean our govenor, she's a loon! Couldn't resist a poke at the president. She wants to give driver's licenses to illegals too.

Gee, what WILL everyone do when they don't have GWB to poke fun of any more?

I thought it was funny when he winked at the Queen. She was probably thrilled. Bet she doesn't get many winks.

[RICHARD]

Gee, what WILL everyone do when they don't have GWB to poke fun of any more?

I thought it was funny when he winked at the Queen. She was probably thrilled. Bet she doesn't get many winks.

Laugh at the next President?

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[momoffuzzyfaces]

Guess what I heard today; they are going to put trailer homes from FEMA in Greensburg, KS for people to live in while their homes are being built. Bless their hearts. I know they mean well but don't they know trailers are magnets for tornadoes?

Of course, I don't know what else they could do really. We have no ocean so they can't give them an ocean liner!

[Cinder & Smoke]

... they are going to put trailer homes from FEMA in Greensburg, KS ...

We have no ocean so they can't give them an ocean liner!

Whadda ya wanna bet ...

FEMA has an ONgoing Study, to determine How To DIG a Canal to Greensburg, KS!

Cuz I'm sure they signed a 10-year Lease on some broken down, half-sunk,
ex-cruise liner that they'd love to get some use out of!

Stand by - Ribbon Cutting for the Kansas Ditch is scheduled for the day the
Gold Shovels arrive and the fresh sod is laid in the ceremonial yard.



/s/ Phred

[Pam]

I saw that Obama made a goof the other day when referring to the tornado death toll. When it stook at 10, he said 10,000. I don't believe he realized his error until some time later.

This was his answer later on....

As he concluded his remarks a few minutes later, he appeared to realize his gaffe. There are going to be times when I get tired," he said. "There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes."

[RICHARD]

This was his answer later on....


As he concluded his remarks a few minutes later, he appeared to realize his gaffe. There are going to be times when I get tired," he said. "There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes."

Now if this guy makes mistakes in the 'marathon', how will he do in the sprints?

Not a good thing to admit.

[RICHARD]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?

[Pam]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?

[RICHARD]

I guess I couldn't put my carbon footprint on Al Gore's, Danny and Leo's rearend?

[RICHARD]

Sheryl Crow, of the one square toilet paper fame recently did some commercials for hair color......


Now, if she's interested in tree conservation, why is she promoting dyes and tints that are washed down the drain and into the waste water system..



Could those chemicals have affected her rationale?

[Lady's Human]

My favorite news item from the weekend was a story on the radio this morning:

Sen. Hillary Clinton celebrates Memorial Day by attending a ceremony in her hometown.

I was wondering if she went back home for the weekend......Nope. Her "
hometown" is evidently Chappaqua, NY. Durn, didn't think she grew up here.