I danced with a Ninja because I cannot control myself

[moosmom]

I loved a fireman because I am cool.

[kuhio98]

Dang! I knew I shouldn't have worn a blue shirt today.

[theterrierman]

I had lunch with a pickle because that's how I roll.

Oh Yeah

[Zippy]

I murdered my dog cause I was drunk Mines terrible!

Mine is bad too:
I murdered a llama cause I was drunk!

[*iluvskipper*]

I ran over my cell phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want..

[Suki Wingy]

I loved my neighbor because I'm sexy and do what I want!

[Sevaede]

I did the Macarena with a goat because the voices told me to.

[Anita Cholaine]

I danced with a goat because that's how I roll

[Chilli]

I danced with a spoon because the voices told me to.

[wolf_Q]

I murdered my cell phone because I hate myself.

(I don't even have a cell phone )

[BC_MoM]

I loved my cellphone because I hate myself.


LOL, wth??!

[cassiesmom]

I danced with my cell phone because I'm a Ninja. O-Kay.

[prechrswife]

I sang to a pickle because the voices told me to.

[ChrisH]

I choked on a birdbath because I'm cool like that.

[RedHedd]

I sang to a fork because I was drunk .... yup, that WAS me.