My daughter was 5 and started kindergarden at the time. ( obviously few years ago.. lol.. ) Keep in mind- she had dogs her whole life from day one..
Anyway- The teacher was showing pictures of animals etc, and asking the children what they were. She came to a picture of a "dog". My daughter- raised her hand- the teacher asked her what the picture was and my daughter told her " Looks like a bitch to me"... The teacher got upset, and I got a call from the teacher to come to the school.. The principal was there, and the teacher- but I was rather mad they woke me up to come down to the school. I had a photo album of my dogs and a dog book in the car. They told me my daughter called the teacher a "bitch".
I walked into the office- and here is my poor little daughter, looking scared to death sitting there. We walked into the office and I opened the book. I said " Jesse- what is this? " She said " its a dog" ( it was a male), I turned the page and said " Jesse what is this??" ( it was a female) She said " its a bitch"... I looked at the teacher and said " CASE CLOSED..."...
GOT ANY funny kids and dog stories?