THursday 190, HO HO HO?

[Dorothy39]

Phew, It's been One of Those Thursdays~

I ran all the way to the Cyber Bar (pant, pant, pant)

I've never had a Mojito~ I think it's about time~ Richard~

Can you please put it on my "Tab"? ( I forgot to bring my purse )

"Oh, Hello Mario" (sits down, at last)

[RICHARD]

Ok I am having that Double Dbuole now & how HiCk Up HkiC Pu .. Great now I can not even see Mario .. Boy is Sith Dwink good

LOL,

The best part about a cyber bar is the cyber hangover!

MM,

LOL, you and David keep your hands in sight!

Done?


CS,

Stop in here at the bar.....there will be people in and out all day long!!!

One Egg Du Nog? DONE!

YEs, they glow in the dark, Mario.....now put on the lights!


D39,
Your money is no good here!
This bar runs on people, good times and jokes....

One Mojito?

DONE!


And COngrats to one of gang for hitting 2,000 posts this week!

[Karen]

Santa? Santa? Can I ask for Peace on Earth? I know it's not something that would fit in your sleigh or anything you could put a bow on, but it would be reallllllly nice ... please?

Good girl, Lady, I'm sure Santa appreciates a good, warm lean and I think if you and Mario and Nameless the orange kitten can peacefully co-exist in here, humans oughta be able to, too, right?

I'll leave cookies out for you, Santa, are bunny-shaped cookies okay?


Hot cocoa, please, barkeep, so I can pretend it wasn't way too warm out today, and suppose to be tomorrow, too.

[davidpizzica]

*bats eyelashes, puckers lips* Oh Davidp, you flatter me so!! Can I sit on your lap while you tell me your wishes???

Any time you want to, sweetheart! My lap and shoulder are yours. RICHARD,could I have two double eggnogs for Donna and me?

[DJFyrewolf36]

Hi there all! Just popping in to share a joke I got in my email:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City ,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You
may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .
you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose
to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These menhave jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a nice day!

I had to lol at this one for a few minutes today, so I had to share. Have a merry Thursday and Holidays everyone! I'll take an irish creme and a cookie if there is any left...

[gini]

Good morning everyone! Let me stoke the fire a bit, it is chilly this morning.

I'm making some hot cocoa - anyone want one too? Ah, Mario, yes, I see you little devil - here to help with the whipped cream are you?

Since this is the cyber bar and we can drink all we want and not suffer for our indulgences - I would think that we can do other things too...........like make everyone's Christmas wishes come true.

So, I am going to start................Here, MOFF, a brand new car for you for Christmas!

And for Karen.............PEACE ON EARTH! (oh, how I wish I could truly give this gift to everyone)

O.K. - who's next, making someone's wish come true?

[lvpets2002]

WoW over that Cyber Hangover.. Now Mario I told you to tell Richard it was me reaching over 3,000 post this week.. Now Mario who's name did you tell him??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Here, MOFF, a brand new car for you for Christmas!

WOW!!! Thanks!!! It's the perfect color too!!!

I found a special on dvds today and got a double box set of some Red Skelton's tv shows. Anyone want to watch them with me? I love Red Skelton!!!

Mario wipe the whipped cream off your head and I'll pop some pop corn and we can watch the dvds and sip hot chocolate.

[TamanduaGirl]

Oh boy well if wishes are getting granted we need a list

Pua needs a man(tamandua man)
I'd like a nice house with a few acres in the woods
add my loans paid off and I'll be trilled.
Oh and pick up my male to on your trip he's in CO and haven't got to see him in a few months.

Or Santa you could make your work load a little lighter and just bring a winning lottery ticket and I'll get those things myself but you could still bring my man from ccolorado. I'm sure he'd enjoy a flying sleigh ride.

Hey wait that sounds fun. I want a flying sleigh ride too!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Good morning everyone! Let me stoke the fire a bit, it is chilly this morning.

I'm making some hot cocoa - anyone want one too? Ah, Mario, yes, I see you little devil - here to help with the whipped cream are you?

Since this is the cyber bar and we can drink all we want and not suffer for our indulgences - I would think that we can do other things too...........like make everyone's Christmas wishes come true.

So, I am going to start................Here, MOFF, a brand new car for you for Christmas!

And for Karen.............PEACE ON EARTH! (oh, how I wish I could truly give this gift to everyone)

O.K. - who's next, making someone's wish come true?

I'll have some of that hot cocoa gini, what do I want for Christmas? I want a couple acres of land to grow Christmas trees on. I don't want anything real huge maybe just 3 or 4 acres. I'll plant it one acre at a time so I don't have to wait for all my trees to mature at once.

[gini]

Oh boy well if wishes are getting granted we need a list

Pua needs a man(tamandua man)
I'd like a nice house with a few acres in the woods
add my loans paid off and I'll be trilled.
Oh and pick up my male to on your trip he's in CO and haven't got to see him in a few months.

Or Santa you could make your work load a little lighter and just bring a winning lottery ticket and I'll get those things myself but you could still bring my man from ccolorado. I'm sure he'd enjoy a flying sleigh ride.

Hey wait that sounds fun. I want a flying sleigh ride too!

OH MY GOODNESS LITTLE BOY, YOU WANT A LOT OF THINGS THIS YEAR DON'T YOU? WELL, SINCE I THINK PUA IS THE MOST INTERESTING PET WE HAVE EVER HAD JOIN US HERE AT PET TALK, I WILL SWING BY ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND PICK UP HER MATE FOR YOU!

LOVE, SANTA!

[gini]

I'll have some of that hot cocoa gini, what do I want for Christmas? I want a couple acres of land to grow Christmas trees on. I don't want anything real huge maybe just 3 or 4 acres. I'll plant it one acre at a time so I don't have to wait for all my trees to mature at once.

LOH, I GRANT YOUR WISH ONLY IF I CAN WALK THROUGH YOUR TREES
QUIETLY AND ALONE BEFORE YOU CHOP THEM DOWN AND SHIP THEM TO SEATTLE

THEY WERE TREELESS IN SEATTLE FOR A DAY OR SO I HEAR

[RedHedd]

Welcome to Thursday's, TamanduaGirl. The price of admission for your first time is one clean joke . Oh, and can Mario play with Pua? He'll be gentle, we promise!

[TamanduaGirl]

I was here last week and told a few jokes so I'm set for awhile. I also teased someone about their BM in my first post this week, so that kind of counts right?

Well just for you I'll retell the one I made up but say it a bit different cuz I think it'll be better.

How did the anteaters become tongue tied?

They were trying to french kiss

[Dorothy39]

I found a special on dvds today and got a double box set of some Red Skelton's tv shows. Anyone want to watch them with me? I love Red Skelton!!!

Why , of course~ Does Red do his impression of "Gertrude and Heathcliff?"

(However, I've still got to post ONE CLEAN JOKE~ )


Hi there Gini~(waves from across the room)