Why I hate my siblings by Shadow B. *with pics*

[CalliesMom]

WELL, I hate my siblings. Worth a passion! I try and be sweet. Ya know what I get? A pounce, a chase... :sigh: I'm the good girl. WELL, I've compiled a list of 10 reasons I hate my brofur and sisfur but it's in no particular order.

Reason 1: They stare at me while I eat. I can't help it if I eat slow and they are fat. I enjoy my food and not engorge myself in two minutes. Fatty, fatty kitties!!



Reason 2: Due to the staring, I run away. Then the fatties have the nerve to eat what I left behind!



Reason 3: They chase me EVERYWHERE. I don't like to play rough and tumble like they do. I just want pets from my Meowmie and good food.

Here's proof of a chase. Callie, the orange fatty, chased me to the cat tree and then messed with me while she was in the tunnel. Meowmie told her to leave me alone..but did she? NO!


Reason 4: I hate Whisper, the grey fatty, worth a PASSION. I don't like him near me, touching me, looking at me, etc. He may be my littermate but I would prefer if he wasn't even here!


(She was growling in this picture. He just ignored her! )

To be continued...

[CalliesMom]

Reason 5: They jump on things I am using. I was on this cat tree first and Whispy just ignored my presence to get to the window. Who does he think he is?


I gave him a good HISS for that one!

Reason 6: I try and be sweet. I give Callie a good bath because she stinks. After about a minute, she slaps me and then tries to jump on me! The nerve of that orange fatty!



Reason 7: They don't share with me ever. The picture below clearly demonstrates this.



Reason 8: They're nawtee. I'm good. Enough said.



Reason 9: They can get catnip highs. It makes me cranky. I would LOVE to go into lala land but I'm the responsible one. I don't get high.




Last but not least...

[CalliesMom]

Reason 10: They don't realize that I should be "queen" of this house. I'm tired of being low kitty on the totem pole.



Is there anyone out there who will show me the respect I deserve? Meowmie says I am the bestest, sweetest cat ever. I can't help it that I don't like to rough house. I just want pets, pets, and more pets. I am happy being ATTACHED to my human. The other kitties are just JEALOUS!!

[dionne]

that has got to be the coolest thing ive ever seen i still think your cat looks exactly like my angel, and she is the same in personality; always wanting attention, and for the most part the "good kittie"...they must've been twins then switched at birth...but then again, aren't all cats twins? their borne in a little at the same time, and in the womb at the smae time, i think that qualifies as a twin...im gonna start called abby, angels twin brother.

[Sevaede]

Hi, Shadow!

My name's Isis. I am my meowmies Siamese girl.

I know how you feel. My brofur likes to play super hard and I would rather just sit and gets pats from my meowmie (but not dad). Soni is such a fatty, too! He likes to eat when it's MY turn. The nerve! I try to groom him and he bunny kicks me and wants to play!

I don't care much for catnip either. It just doesn't phase me.

My meowmie and dad took in a little grey foster kitten a month or so ago. Lily likes to bunny kick and play hard too! She is a little better, though. Sometimes she will knead me and suckle and/or cuddle with me. Then I get to groom her! They all just need to learn that WE are the queen bees around our places!

Sincerely,
Isis

[CultureJunky]

Great pictures and commentary! I laughed out loud reading it! Nevermind you're an angel and your mum knows that!

[Sara luvs her Tinky]

This was such a fun post to read!!!

Shadow you are such a funny kitty!!! You made me smile so big this morning!