evolution is bogus

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by carole
Gosh i could not even be bothered reading all that, way too long, now back to the lady in purple, its people who file cases like that who really spoil it for the legit cases out there, silly woman, if that were said to me, i would just laugh it off or better still come up with something smart and witty back.SOME PEOPLE, gee this thread is really dragging along isnt it?

check this out
(we are de-evolving!!!)

a security guard was recently counseled about greeting visitors and employees of the building with, 'have a wonderful and blessed day'

someone complained and he was told to stop-or lose his job!

ferpete'ssake!!!!

after the story hit the media the company changed it's policy and now supports him and his greeting!

imagine getting pissed about someone wanting to make you feel better

[Cheshirekatt]

Originally posted by carole
Gosh i could not even be bothered reading all that, way too long, now back to the lady in purple, its people who file cases like that who really spoil it for the legit cases out there, silly woman, if that were said to me, i would just laugh it off or better still come up with something smart and witty back.SOME PEOPLE, gee this thread is really dragging along isnt it?

Isn't that the truth? When I was working the front desk at a vet clinic this dirty old man came in and stated loudly to me, "Gee, if I'd known they had good looking dishes like you working here I'd come here more often"! LOL So I looked him right in the eye and said, "Thanks, Cupcake!" lol That shut him up. Everyone called him Cupcake after that.

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by RICHARD
'have a wonderful and blessed day'

I think one of the Wiccan sayings is "Blessed be." Someone probably thought he was imposing his religious beliefs...

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by Cheshirekatt
"Thanks, Cupcake!" lol That shut him up. Everyone called him Cupcake after that.

LOL

Ya know...
I've heard Richard likes to be called Buttercup....

[carole]

That reminds me , alot of new zealanders say KIA ORA, its a maori word meaning hello, our indigenous people here, some european people get offended, but i say hey we have to embrace both our cultures, and i think it sounds nice and unique to N.Z.
My daughter has just spent a night at a maori marae part of her schooling, so she is learning the maori customs and way of life, i cant see any harm in it.

[Cheshirekatt]

people need to relax and not sweat the small stuff.

[lotrfreak]

The Lord of the Rings recount a pre-biblical period of the earth's ancient history -- where there are no Chosen People, no Incarnation, no religion at all -- yet from a point of view that is distinctively Christian.

sorry, I'll go look of the people who wrote all of this. Oh, and....*bunches

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
LOL

Ya know...
I've heard Richard likes to be called Buttercup....

and to think i have evolved into that...

[lotrfreak]

he left nothing that really tells who did this but you can write questions to:

[email protected]

[lotrfreak]

so..... back to evolution and creation.....

[catland]

A dog's viewpoint of humans.
They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.

They must be gods.


A cat's viewpoint of humans.

They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.

I must be a god.

[lbaker]

so....back to evolution and creation

Why? we were just starting to have some fun (see above from catland & RICHARD)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catland



A cat's viewpoint of humans.

They feed me.
They love me.
They take care of me.

I must be a god.

welcome to the Church of the Kitty Kat...

today's sermon is *cough, cough*

dang.........here comes a hairball.



as far as creation and evolution go......

i have evolved into thinking that creation isn't
all it's cracked up to be!

[lizbud]

Dog Story:


In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale".

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger
and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some
undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of
medals.
Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

[zippy-kat]

Liz!