Cat Haiku

[RICHARD]

Captain's log, stardate...
Wait! That's no captain's "log"! It's
a little cat "log"!!!

[sirrahbed]

What is the appeal
of toilet humor and themes
that I am drawn to?

My kids are appalled
at the antics of their mom
orphans they are not!

but alas my loves-
it is the nurse within me
that I can't deny

Explains my intense
fascination with body-
part definitions

[RICHARD]

SCOTTY! Beam me up!
There is nothing but cat poop
sand, ammonia here.


Remember, it was ACM that boldly went where.......

[sirrahbed]

I ponder the word
to one it conjures Star Trek-
medicine to me

I ponder the mind
is Richard more ether'al?
the gutter holds mine?

[RICHARD]

From the kittie's rear
To boldly go where no man...
WAIT! I clean Ed's box!!!!

[Twink]

I should know better
This thread is best pondered
Long after lunchtime!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Twink
I should know better
This thread is best pondered
Long after lunchtime!

When is the right time
to peruse the Cat Haiku
thread, Early or late?????

[RICHARD]

Sulu! Scan that, Quick!!
Captain, It's not a Klingon-
Its a "CATSTEROID"!

[lbaker]

Cidadas, what fun
Easier than birds
And everywhere
mmm crunchy too

[RICHARD]

Waiting for my dad,
watching from the front screen door.
A three day weekend!

[sirrahbed]

Frodo and Bilbo
with hairy toes they wander
Five daily meals eat.

I know their names well
will never confuse again--
embarrass my kids!

[sirrahbed]

Round eyes open wide
deep pools of recognition
My Dylan's sweet gaze!

Who gave you away?
Whose heart no longer loved you?
Their loss my best gain!

Caressing my chin
a paw lovingly touches--
Soft as a lover.

A most gentle purr
your ears contain my secrets
soothe and bring the calm.

[RICHARD]

Oh, my sleeping cat
Inspires me to nap too!
waking, just to eat!

[RICHARD]

Asleep on the couch,
Blue bird just outside my reach..
Who invented glass?

[lizzielou742]

I don't think so, cat!
Why don't you eat your own food?
Upset kitty sulks