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[slick]

OK Gini, if you are Ginger then I guess I can be Maryann. But who's Gilligan and the Skipper?? And I thought this was just a 3 hour bar. How come we are all stuck here?

Catland: I didn't see any cute haz-mat guys. And you did and didn't come and get me right away?? What were you thinking? And where did all these frogs come from???

And why am I asking all these questions so early in the morning?

Never mind. Just give me something tall and strong...preferrably with 2 legs, but I guess I'll take a drink instead.

Do we all get to sit on Santa's knee next week???

And one more thing Richard: only 33 more posts to go and you get the big 3000!!!!

[Russian Blue]

After reading this thread I can't believe I've never ventured here before!!!

* waves at slick *

If slick is going to sit on santa's lap, I get to take pics...for future blackmail *ahem* I mean album submissions...

Considering this is my first time here, what shall I have...hmmmm....how about something Russian?

Might as well stick with a theme.

** pushes Nakita towards the other furry creatures ** Go make friends Nakita, mom's busy.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Russian Blue
After reading this thread I can't believe I've never ventured here before!!!

* waves at slick *

If slick is going to sit on santa's lap, I get to take pics...for future blackmail *ahem* I mean album submissions...

Considering this is my first time here, what shall I have...hmmmm....how about something Russian?

Might as well stick with a theme.

*strains of Dr. Zhivago in the background*

THEME!!!! get it????


Welcome to Thursday's.....

Where the humor is low brow, the patrons high brow and the motto is 'don't over dress, under wear....'


How's about a white or black Russian?

pssst, Once the door closes behind you you'll never be the same.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Russian Blue
** pushes Nakita towards the other furry creatures ** Go make friends Nakita, mom's busy.

Now that's the right attitude! Usual custom is for newcomers to tell a joke, so bring it on RB.

Slick, when the haz mat guys were here, we were afraid to come get you because we heard you were partaking of something nekkid and we didn't want to either a)interrupt b)embarrass you c)have things get out of hand with the haz mat guys. I mean, who knows what they would do with something nekkid after being under the influence of the dreaded klam juiz!

Oh, and I finally get why all you guys are partaking of martinis with candy canes. Thanks Richard! and even though it's afternoon already here, I think I need a Spanish coffee to get me going......

[catland]

Welcome to Thursday's RB. NAKITA! You are even more stunning in person (or in feline). Just don't lick the frog.

I'll get the Stoly out of the freezer. T&P - thanks for explaining things to Slick - I was afraid that she wouldn't believe me... ever since the incident.

One Spinach coffee - done.

[Corinna]

Welcome Russian Blue ! Glad to have you here you will never be the same or be able to read the regular posts as you did before.
Did the haz mat guys ok using the L&F room again? or do we still use caution.
Do we have a unique place for that klam juz?
We'll I guess it's good I'm leaving for the weekend, the plumber can't come till Monday to fix the tank. Thank goodness Tim got a hotel with a hot tub and pool. I guess I'll be going to neighbors later to use her shower.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Corinna

Did the haz mat guys ok using the L&F room again? or do we still use caution.
Do we have a unique place for that klam juz?

the L&F room is once again usable...they hung one of those little
pine tree-car air-fresheners in there....that was all that was needed!

Klam Juz on tap?????

[gini]

Russian Blue - welcome.........did the door close behind you? It is all over for you now!!

You will find that we are all committed here

(Richard, you can run with this one)

Hey, Slick, the Haz Mat guys are still here. I thought that they had left........come on - let's go chat with them.

[Russian Blue]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Usual custom is for newcomers to tell a joke, so bring it on RB.

You ask too much of me - I have to drink and think at the same time??

Richard, give me a Black Russian! Thanks! Wow, that's a great drink! I think I'll have to come back here!
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An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along, they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk.

Soon, they passed some people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey.

Later, they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and it fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your a** goodbye.



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Pssst...Nakita, don't go near those furry creatures...they just look furry cause their drunk! I meant the one's that look like you!

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Sorry to cut my intro short guys, but I'm off to run errands (that's IF I can get this door to open *tug, pull *. Hope I make it back in my condition! Wish me luck!

[lbaker]

Well howdy RBlue... "you can enter any time you want but..... you can never leave" scary thought isn't it Oh, Catland, do you mean THE incident Poor Slick giggle giggle

[slick]

**stands up on chair and waves**

Hey Kass and Natika, I'm over here........come on an havv....

**thump-falls off chair***

Help!!! I've fallen and can't get up!!!

Oh excuse me, Mr. Very Cute Haz-Mat Guy, can you give me a hand here please????

[catland]

re: the incident - sshhhh - she doesn't like to be reminded of it.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by gini


You will find that we are all committed here

(Richard, you can run with this one)

And me, afraid of commitment........

[Corinna]

Well like RB I have to leave (if I can) I need to use the neighbors shower (maybe the haz mat guy should test mePHEWWWW no hot water for two days) then iI have to finish a fleece I'm spinning for a designer. See ya all next week.

[lbaker]

Let's ALL give Slick a hand.. clapclapclapclap
A hotel room with a hot tub & your hubby Corinna? Now that's my idea of roughing it