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    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    I'll leave the scooping poop to others...I'm suffering from poop scooping burnout right now!
    Not to worry Jan. I'll be the pooper-scooper. That's one job I'm good at.

    I'd also like to apply for the position of dog washer. I'm really good at that. I'm known as Private Slick at our local Humane Society because I'm the only one who seems not bothered by washing the dogs "privates".
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    ROFLMAO! Private Slick! I too don't get all squeamish about giving those body parts a good washing on the dogs! And hey....I think some may just like it lol!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
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    ok I would probably be pettalkville's girl next door... haha
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    How about our very own "Designing Women"

    Kimlovescats
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    and myself can travel to all the houses in PTVille and do cool paint effects and nice interior decorating???

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    Well, I think somebody's already taken this job, but I'd love to be dog trainer Well posibly horse trainer as well

    Liga(me),Carreras(gordon setter),Simba(the cat),Felix(bun),Aisha & Nila(ratties),Ellie(guinea piggy)

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    If it's not taken, dog walker, bather, etc. And, wouldn't mind taking care of the horses. Don't even mind cleaning stalls. I kind of find it theraputic.

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    Originally posted by Airedalekisses
    Ok someone has to do it. I have a lot of experience. Anal Gland expressor. or is that one taken already?
    Ummmm.... Not sure if Airedalekisses is still here, but the job's all yours! Any other applicants if not?
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
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    This sounds like what might go on in the afterlife. I'm sure this is already taken, but I would love to be the masseuse. I love giving animals massages. They get stressed too!
    Angela's beautiful furbabies, Wilber and Oreo.


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    grass cutter

    Due to my experience at the golf course, I can make sure that the grass is nice & green and cut so that the kitties and the other pets have nice areas to romp in!!

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    masseusse

    Originally posted by CatMama78
    This sounds like what might go on in the afterlife. I'm sure this is already taken, but I would love to be the masseuse. I love giving animals massages. They get stressed too!
    Oreo could be Nikki's masseusse!! lol lol

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    Re: grass cutter

    Originally posted by david p
    Due to my experience at the golf course, I can make sure that the grass is nice & green and cut so that the kitties and the other pets have nice areas to romp in!!
    David, You'll have to do without chemicals to keep that grass nice and thick and green! We can't let them eat and romp on chemicals. Beer works to keep grass green I hear. We'll have to have Mario romping around spilling his beer everywhere.
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    Re: Re: grass cutter

    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    David, You'll have to do without chemicals to keep that grass nice and thick and green! We can't let them eat and romp on chemicals. Beer works to keep grass green I hear. We'll have to have Mario romping around spilling his beer everywhere.
    This is Pettalkville, and everything will be natural and pet-friendly. Mario will be my assistant, having the beer consession.(beer spiller). lol lol.

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    Originally posted by TheAntiPam
    Pettalkville will have a PBS station in need of programming, so I'd like to be in charge of "This Old Doghouse". We will remodel or renew the old backyard standby into a Poodle Palace or perhaps a Tudor style for the English Bulldogs? A hunting cabin for your favorite spaniel? Maybe just a cozy bungalow for the multi-flavored doggies?

    Of course the cats will want equal time, but I'm not sure "This Old Cathouse" would be the right title!

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    If this isn't taken, I want to be the

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    W-O-W!!! I am going to write these down, then I can alphabetize them and post them.... I'm bored.

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