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    I dunno - say UPCHUCK out loud.

    Now, say VOMIT out loud.

    Doesn't the word "vomit" come closer to the real thing?

    I like the word UPCHUCK!

    When I was little, (looks way back into the distance) I was spanked. There was a stick that looked like a ruler - and it was for the exclusive use on my two male cousins and my brother. I was a lot younger than they were and when they reached high school they had a ceremony and it was officially passed down to me.

    I was also raised on Ivory soap bars. I can remember the taste.........but ya know what? It didn't do a d---- bit of good.

    Now MOFF, I think you DID turn out pretty wonderful...they must have beaten the daylights out of you

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    I remember the phrase warming your britches. I only got it 3 times but my poor brother he just didn't get the connection.
    Hey the only thing better than marshmellow creme is whip creme in a can.(hehehe)

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    Finally the storm is past. It was quite scary for a bit. Just now plugged up the computer.
    Richard, I have no idea what kind of aircraft that is. It's on loan to our airbase from the Airforce Museum. It's actually on a cement and metal base. I just put it over some cloud pics that I took. Thought it looked pretty cool. If you want, I can email you a couple of pics.

    9/3/13
    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


    I hear you whimper in your sleep
    I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

    Fur as dark as the night.
    Join me on this flight.
    Paws of love that follow me.
    In my heart you'll forever be.
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    How I wish I could hold you near.
    Turn back time to make it so.
    Hug you close and never let go.
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    Originally posted by gini
    I dunno - say UPCHUCK out loud.

    Now, say VOMIT out loud.

    Doesn't the word "vomit" come closer to the real thing?

    I like the word UPCHUCK!

    When I was little, (looks way back into the distance) I was spanked. There was a stick that looked like a ruler - and it was for the exclusive use on my two male cousins and my brother. I was a lot younger than they were and when they reached high school they had a ceremony and it was officially passed down to me.

    I was also raised on Ivory soap bars. I can remember the taste.........but ya know what? It didn't do a d---- bit of good.

    Now MOFF, I think you DID turn out pretty wonderful...they must have beaten the daylights out of you
    I knew I should of used the word: BARF!!!


    Nope, they didn't beat the daylights out of me but I'm sure I needed it. I was a handful. Even bit a dentist on purpose once. Didn't get spanked for that but sure got yelled at. He was unusually rough and tried to fill some of my teeth without numbing them. I just couldn't take it any more, so bit him. Later when we were in a different town, a new dentist looked at my teeth. (no, we didn't move because of my wicked ways!)
    Seems the first guy didn't even fill the one's right in the first place. He had to redo them ALL!! Mom said I should have bit the first one HARDER! Yea, NOW she agreed with me!

    Can I have a red slushie thingy ? I am defrosting my freezer and Chester (my nosey one) is HELPING me! YIKES! Always takes twice as long with his help.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

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    Gosh, Mario, looks like we are the only two frogs left in THIS pond today, huh? Hop up here and have some warm chocolate chip cookies and a cold beer and tell me about your day!

    You don't say? She really did THAT? Are you making THAT up?
    Last edited by momoffuzzyfaces; 08-14-2004 at 03:57 PM.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    Gosh, Mario, looks like we are the only two frogs left in THIS pond today, huh? Hop up here and have some warm chocolate chip cookies and a cold beer and tell me about your day!

    You don't say? She really did THAT? Are you making THAT up?
    cookies and beer???


    DONE!

    Stopped in to get some more kittie olympics done...
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Only TWO frogs left? Where's Sipowitz when you need him? And MOFF, she DID do that! I saw her poor little Mario Can I blow out my candles now that Charley has left FL or light another one for what may be heading up the mid-Eastern seaboard right now? What a quandry Raining like a sonofagun right now but spent the a.m. shoring up the perimeter so we should be OK. Plenty of dog food, cat food, flashlights and other necessities , oh.. food too

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    frog with a bad knee

    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    Gosh, Mario, looks like we are the only two frogs left in THIS pond today, huh? Hop up here and have some warm chocolate chip cookies and a cold beer and tell me about your day!

    You don't say? She really did THAT? Are you making THAT up?
    Connie, can a Pittsburgh frog with a bad knee join this pond? Is Mario gossiping again??

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    Mario just puts his little hands over his sweet lips and chuckles heh heh heh

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    *note to self: next time I play pool with Mario, hide the chalk!*

    Wakey, Wakey everyone! Time to rise and shine! Anyone for some fresh orange juice and bacon and eggs? or cinnimon rolls?

    Yes, Mario, you can have the first ones. Hold out your plate. No, no beer until later. I don't think it will go too good with baon and eggs. Just TRY some orange juice ok?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    (I really like MOFF a lot, but she sure makes a lot of noise in the morning)

    Good Morning everyone - are those cinnamon buns I smell?

    Oh, look how cute, Mario is all sticky and he is coming right over to me!

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    Originally posted by gini
    (I really like MOFF a lot, but she sure makes a lot of noise in the morning)

    Good Morning everyone - are those cinnamon buns I smell?

    Oh, look how cute, Mario is all sticky and he is coming right over to me!
    If you think I'M noisey, you should hear my cats. Specially Chester! He sounds like an air raid siren!

    Aw, how sweet! Nothing like a sweet sticky Mario kiss to start your day! Did you know he only gooey ups the people he likes!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Good morning everyone. Only stopping for a minute. My ceramics instructor (and good friend) is having an open house today from 12-4 and I've got to get over there help with the prep work. I was over there all day yesterday and we are almost done. Can I get some breakfast to go please?

    Gini, I get to hose down the tables and chairs this morning. Anyway gotta run.

    Hi MOFF!

    David, only a couple more days to go. Prayers have not stopped.

    Enjoy your day!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Slick, you do such a great job that I think you ought to hire yourself out..........it is a lotta work! I will be eternally grateful.

    Next year I must get people to fly on any day but Saturday. I have and will always feel bad that I left you with that job.

    Have fun today. Glad you could stop in.

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    I noticed!

    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    If you think I'M noisey, you should hear my cats. Specially Chester! He sounds like an air raid siren!

    Aw, how sweet! Nothing like a sweet sticky Mario kiss to start your day! Did you know he only gooey ups the people he likes!
    Connie, not only that, but he also gets the counters and floors very sticky! I walked on the floor and almost
    limped out of my shoe!

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