thirsty too (32)

[trayi52]

Oh no, Grover is eating that Spinach crap, yuk!!! Scat her away from that, tell her to come over here and help me with this frog.

Now Grover you cannot eat the frog, it belongs to Ann, and for some odd reason she really loves that frog.

Maybe it is a prince, ummmmm. Oh well maybe she will come get her frog in the morning.

Tray

[trayi52]

Sure Slick let me have it, I still have this frog on my head and gini told me sit at the bar with my hands down, do you think she noticed the frog on my head??

Put a straw in the drink so I don't have to move my arms, up, Okay?

Psst, what is haz mat? I forgot! Has anybody seen Grover, I could have sworn I brought her with me, maybe she is still under the coats? Here kitty, kitty kitty, now where did I put my Grover?

Tray

[lbaker]

HI HO HI HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK I GOOOO Now let's see, I think we need to establish some ground rules here... first of all - when you leave Dicks Place (aka Thursdays) TAKE YOUR DANG CRITTERS WITH YOU I walk in this morning and the turkey, the rabbits... wiiiiiith spinach all over their whiskers... some silly puddle jumping frog and a lost looking cat (with crossed eyes) ..... all of them drunk and doing the hokey pokey. Now I ask you, is this any way to run a respectible joint sheesh, where oh where to start. hmmmm maybe with some hair of the dog as it were. Speaking of which, where is that puppy? I sure hope Richard or Gini didn't lose it. NO I don't want a nekkid beer. Maybe some strong coffee with a splash of Kahlua.... yes indeedy do, works for me.

[Dogz]

Hmmmm, maybe I should bring a critter next Thursday...

[amoore]

Thanks Willie for taking care of Sipoweitz. Your a good sister.
Get back in my pocket Sipoweitz. You can hang out with aunt Willie next thursday.


Slick,I keep missing you, where you at? Gini?
Anybody? Gee, thats the last time I slip catnip in the brownies!

Mahayana, I don't know how spinach makes you dance all night like that!

Oh , hi Ibaker, Ill have what your having.

Dogz, did you have a joke to tell us?

[lbaker]

I can explain about the Friskies in the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant... Albert (the bartender) said a stray kitten found it's way into the restaurant during a delivery. Then it hide and they couldn't get it out. Albert went to the store for the Friskies to try to lure it out, then he was going to call me to come "do something" with it. Before they could catch it, it ran out the door not to be seen again. By the way, guy walks into a bar and says rather frantically "gimme 7 shots right away". Bartender procedes to set them up and the guy downs them one by one real fast. Bartender says "why are you in such a hurry?" Guy says "you would be too if you had what I have". BT says (while he backs away) "what do you HAVE??". Guy says "75 cents"... buhduhBUM

[amoore]

Ibaker, that was funny! LOL!

[slick]

**yawn** Suuuppppp!!!
It's just coming up to 7am here and you guys are already partying like jack rabbits!!!! Don't worry about Grover, Tray. I think she's taken a shining to the puppy. Awwww, look at them cuddling by fire. Ain't love grand Oh yes, and Tray, haz-mat is the Hazardous Material guys.

And it really must be too early because I don't get Laurie's joke yet. I'll have to wake up a bit and read it again before leaving for work.

Gee this bar is a mess. As soon as I do a bit of a cleanup I'll put on the coffee.

**yawn** or maybe I'll go back to bed....did I really sleep in the back room last night??? Richard will kill me.

[catland]

OK - who left the back door open all night? Do you have any idea what it costs to heat this place?

Time to clean up - after a bloody caeser of course. lb - your opening sentence of " I can explain about the Friskies in the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant... " is great comedy.

Gee - those haz-mat guys sure were cute - but even they couldn't figure out what was in the l&f. I don't know if the crime scene tape is theirs or if its Gini's (Gigi? Gigli? Ginger? MaryAnne's) idea of a joke.

[gini]

Hi, Gigi, Ginger, Georgia here.........finally! I'll help clean up like I said I would. How DO we make such a mess?

I think the L & F is alright now.......the Haz Mat guys (yeah, they are cute) found the problem.

Would you believe that Phred has wandered over here - I didn't see him did you? Well he put some of that Klam Juice back there, thinking we would never know. Because it wasn't refrigerated it popped the top right off of the bottle and was oozing all over the floor underneath someone's knickers. Yuck it was green and kinda glistening.

Let's see - 7 shots - 75 cents - can of Friskies and a Chinaman - it makes my heart pound trying to put it all together and understand.

Coffee please - just plain ol coffee for me (gotta get to work and help clean up).

[Corinna]

I'm laughing so hard i'm crying. It's hard to type with tears. If any normal people read these posts they would have us all committed.
Thank you for explaining the friskies I think! I have to figure out whats wrong with my new hot water tank, getting just a tad bit of hot water it's only about 6 months old. Talk about cheap Home depot says that Ge probly won't do any thing as it most likly cuz I have sedament in my water. Then why did I pay for a 6 year warrenty?
Give me one of those poinsetta things if any left. (please) I have to call and argue with these jerks.

[catland]

grrrr - don't you love dealing with warranties. One pointsettia for you Corrina - just don't share it with the frog.

Ginger - one plain coffee for you.

We're going to have to do something about that Phred. Although he is a great practical joker. He must have been hiding under the coats once we freed Tray. That's why the coats were still moving and snickering - I thought it was the nekkid beer going to my head.

[Corinna]

OMG not phred and the infamous klam juice!!!!! I thought we buried that stuff long a go.

[lbaker]

I bet Phred sent the Klam Juz over with Lamont Cranston... THAT'S why we never saw him QUICK, a poinsetta for me... without the frog please.

[RICHARD]

lololol...

and to think this was a respectable place once upon a time.....

I am bringing a Santa Claus in next week so that will bring us back to a semi sane level........


Bring your pets......THIS SHOULD BE ONE OF THE BEST THURSDAY'S
YET!

I need a coffee and I don't drink coffee!!!


DONE!

Thanks Catland, for taking over.....

We may have to get an evening bartender!