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  1. 04-16-2003, 04:50 AM #1
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    We are mom's helpers
    she is painting the ceiling
    and we make her laugh
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  2. 04-16-2003, 03:47 PM #2
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    paint with animals?
    that is a recipe for
    a CAT-astrophe

    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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  3. 04-16-2003, 05:03 PM #3
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    Hee hee, that's cute! Thanks for sharing it, I could definately relate to that
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  4. 04-16-2003, 06:49 PM #4
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    you're welcome blue kat!
    are you blue because of a
    'brush' with a painter????
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Cassie Places Her Order

    Meowm, last Friday night
    Chinese restaurant chicken...
    Let's get that again!

    Supermarket bags!
    Did you bring my favorite--
    Baby food turkey?

    Meowmy, what is this?
    Friskies canned? I don't want that.
    I'd prefer tuna.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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  6. 12-10-2007, 10:49 AM #6
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    Five-thirty a.m.
    I wake to a soggy mess
    Hairball on bedspread.

    Walk into kitchen
    Another puke pile on rug
    Happy Monday Mom.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

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  7. 12-10-2007, 08:58 PM #7
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    Petmas is almost here!
    Mom got us a catnip mouse
    Snoop in present bag.

    Shhhh! Won't tell Luna
    That I founded our present
    Finders keepers, right?

    Oh no! She found it
    Now I'll have to share the mouse
    Unless I hide it

    Stash mouse under stove
    So now Luna can't find it
    It's mine mine all mine!

    (signed: Howard)
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  8. 12-25-2007, 06:26 PM #8
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    A fireplace cat
    Ed watches for Santa Claus.
    Put out the fire, Dad!
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  9. 12-10-2007, 08:57 PM #9
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    Petmas is almost here!
    Mom got us a catnip mouse
    Snoop in present bag.

    Shhhh! Won't tell Luna
    That I founded our present
    Finders keepers, right?

    Oh no! She found it
    Now I'll have to share the mouse
    Unless I hide it

    Stash mouse under stove
    So now Luna can't find it
    It's mine mine all mine!

    (signed: Howard)
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  10. 01-01-2008, 02:29 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    Five-thirty a.m.
    I wake to a soggy mess
    Hairball on bedspread.

    Walk into kitchen
    Another puke pile on rug
    Happy Monday Mom.
    Squishy waterlogged
    Cat hair licked from their fur
    oozes thru my toes.



    (Ugh, that even grossed me out.)
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  11. 02-18-2008, 11:33 PM #11
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    Cuddly warm furball
    Sidekick during bout with flu
    Kitty medicine.
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  12. 04-16-2003, 11:05 PM #12
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    I once saw a blue-
    Gray kitten at Grandpa's farm
    Feral as northwind

    Oh, Grandpa, can I ...?
    But he shushed me, then pointed
    Wary momcat watched

    Had I grabbed at that
    Sweet kitten, I would have had
    No cat, but deep wounds
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    Ceiling white walls blue
    mom's job is the boring work
    ours the creative
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    you're welcome blue kat!
    are you blue because of a
    'brush' with a painter????
    Hehe, LOL! Yes, that's why I'm blue
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  15. 04-22-2003, 11:26 AM #15
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    my cat goes every
    where i go, i have cat hair
    all over my clothes
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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