I have two remedies for cough one honey lemon and vodka it's tasteless the vodka. The other a screw drver heavier on the oj. Cures me or else I just don't care. I can't drink. Half a wine cooler and I'm gone.
I have two remedies for cough one honey lemon and vodka it's tasteless the vodka. The other a screw drver heavier on the oj. Cures me or else I just don't care. I can't drink. Half a wine cooler and I'm gone.
I want all of you to bring those remedies to the back of the plane.
Yeah, I am sitting back here and you won't be able to miss me......I am the one that smells just like a bottle of Vicks.........so I might as well smell like Vicks and Whiskey or Vicks and Vodka.........
But sick or not......by doG, I am going with you to Disneyland and Australia..........Richard isn't going to spring for this plane lease again anytime soon.
(Richard and I are playing the California lottery - currently $23 million. If ever either of us wins.......just you watch Pet Talkers, just you watch.........and be packed and ready to go!)
The recipe for a sourball might work for that cough:
1 shot of fruit-flavored brandy
1 Tablespoon lemon juice
fill the glass with orange juice
To your health!
Meanwhile... back on earth...
here I sit with 4 very sad kitties who thought we were having company. Leonardo and Luke are blowing bubbles in their cat nip tea. They've all been into the hot dogs and Chester is amusing himself by batting a marshmallow around the house.
Grandma is napping. I told them maybe next fall we would have a bon fire and wiener roast ... sigh
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Don't worry MOFF I'm sure we will be there tomorrow unless Richard takes us on another detour.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
We've GOT to be there tomorrow MOFF - I want the barbequed lobster tails!!
How are you feeling today Gini - all those bottles helping at all?
Keep applying the Vicks - although it does smell a trifle strong here at the front end!
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Lynne
Time spent with cats is never wasted
--Collette
RIP Dear Dan xxx
Whoa! There was a report of a plane doing loops upside down over our town. Was that YOU GUYS???? It headed south toward Texas! We waved!
WHAT is your pilot drinking?![]()
lolololololol
he was drinking!!!!
ever see the concorde crop dust???
we'll be there for dinner......
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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It gets dark here right around 5pm. I'll light the bon fire. You'll be able to find my house, it will be the only one in town with a bon fire in the yard.Originally posted by RICHARD
we'll be there for dinner......![]()
lolololol...
chest nuts roasting on an open bonfire.
the concorde landing on a kansas road...
we are there!!
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The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
I think we're in Kansas, right?? OMG, when the plane was doing loops, the lobsters must have gotten out the tank. I can't find them anywhere????? Everyone please look and watch your toes.
Just in case, are the hot dogs thawed out??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Good morning everyone. I still can't find the lobsters so I guess we'll just have to have something else.
Was just watching a bartender on the Food Network make a Bloody Mary. He put garlic and horseradish in it. Sounds yummy. Richard, any chance of getting one to start off my day??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
He he he slick - watching my tootsies - there's no lobsters up here.
I remember having a Bloody Mary in in SwissHotel in Chicago - and it blew my head off - the bartender was so cute and he gave me another bottle of tomato juice to dilute it a bit!!!
It didn't!!!
Are those sparks down there coming from a bonfire? Are we really that close?! We're going to see Connie - Yippeeeee!
Hang on while I get my shoes on...................well there's one lobster here OK!!!**plop** he's back in the tank**
Oh yep - the hot dogs are thawed - have we got french mustard and tomato ketchup?![]()
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Lynne
Time spent with cats is never wasted
--Collette
RIP Dear Dan xxx
YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO LATE!!! (taps foot impatiently) The cats have been amusing themselves with my kerokee (sp?) machine. They are trying to make a singing cat tape for Christmas. That yowling you are hearing is NOT them being TORTURED!!!
Hot dogs and potato salad and all the fixin's are ready!![]()
slick,
one BM garlic amd horseradish....
DONE!
I was dreaming I was getting my ears pierced.....
*plop* TWO MORE!!!
Lynne,
lol I apologize for my brother bartender's assault on you..
here's one.....mild....
DONE!
MOFF,
sorry, we were trying to get the pilot to land on the interstate...
-no sense of adventure....
lol NO MUSTARD FOR ME................
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The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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