Originally Posted by Pam
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I kinda shunned the T.V. until I had to watch something.....I was very interested in the non-reporting based on the exit polling.
How many votes did Dewey get?
Originally Posted by Pam
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I kinda shunned the T.V. until I had to watch something.....I was very interested in the non-reporting based on the exit polling.
How many votes did Dewey get?
I got this in my email this morning. I thought it was funny, but I'm easily amused.
THEY WALK AMONG US!
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46 .64. I gave the
money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she
was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again,
same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one- g et one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free"
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day, I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the
sky and said, �Where?�
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the
sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun
rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head
and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern
or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount .
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all ............
THEY VOTE
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No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Indiana Polls Open In: 02 Days, 15 Hrs, 10 Min and I can't wait.
More political ads on TV and phone calls everyday are driving me crazy.
(Your political party is exempt from the no-call list)
I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Right now, none of it is bothering me; not sure why. It's when it gets down to the actual two candidates and the 30 minute long messages start that I want to throw something at the TV.
Blessings,
Mary
"Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11
I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Guess who owns a flag pin now.
Isn't that a false sense of patriotism?
Yay Pam and Liz! Hilary is my candidate too. I think it's exciting that people are actually interested/annoyed/ ALIVE about this election. I've never seen so much energy and I think it's a positive thing ...even if it bothers people. It's time to get bothered. I think Hamas (sp?) "endorsing" Obama is intersting and increcibly stupid. How dumb do they think we are? (they walk among us withstanding! ) If nothing else it's entertaining!
Claudia
Whoa! I must have confused you somewhere along the way with my posts. I am NOT a Hillary fan, nor am I a particular fan of Obama or McCann. Liz is a Hillary fan. For the first time ever, there is no candidate that I would like to see elected from the group that we have to select from. *sigh* Hubby feels the same way and said he may even stay home.
One of BO's staffers resigned becuase he had some kind of connection with Hamas.
Why in the fricking world would you want to have contact before an election with a bunch of idiots like that?
I more and more get the feeling that BO isn't the one running for president....It's his wife and some other back door cronies that put him up to it.
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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