and then? and then? Then he threw her on the train tracks, and then a traaain started coming! .."and then along came Jones... slow walking, slow talking long, lean Jones.." Mahayaha (is that how you spell that) I bet you remember that song!
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and then? and then? Then he threw her on the train tracks, and then a traaain started coming! .."and then along came Jones... slow walking, slow talking long, lean Jones.." Mahayaha (is that how you spell that) I bet you remember that song!
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lololol....now it turns into a musical.....Originally posted by lbaker
and then? and then? Then he threw her on the train tracks, and then a traaain started coming! .."and then along came Jones... slow walking, slow talking long, lean Jones.." Mahayaha (is that how you spell that) I bet you remember that song!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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definately "Off Broadway". "Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms". Great name for a rock bandMario can play drums
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Glistening Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms!Originally posted by lbaker
definately "Off Broadway". "Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms". Great name for a rock band
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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I'm Canadian......eh?
Originally posted by RICHARD
Glistening Hairballs and Heaving Bosoms!
At least I left out names of body parts in my chapters.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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FINE!!
Glistening Bosoms and Heaving Hairballs.
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
shiney
Chapter four:
Just then, nurse Betty heard a loud <thud> - this jolted her awake - darn, it was just a dream, there was no feverish patient, no glistening hairball, not even a train. But wait, what was that, a dull glow eminated from her bedroom closet.
Slowly she walked towards the closet - still half asleep and trying to sort out the strange dream in her head. Betty opened the closet, only to discover........
These are not the droids you were looking for
I'm Canadian......eh?
Sparkling Furballs and Mammary Downfalls.Originally posted by RICHARD
FINE!!
Glistening Bosoms and Heaving Hairballs.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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CLAM JUiZ, OH MY!!
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during the night someone had snuck into her room and placed a 'Lost and Found' sign on the door. She laughed. Her roommate was prone to pulling stunts like this.Originally posted by catland
Chapter four:
Just then, nurse Betty heard a loud <thud> - this jolted her awake - darn, it was just a dream, there was no feverish patient, no glistening hairball, not even a train. But wait, what was that, a dull glow eminated from her bedroom closet.
Slowly she walked towards the closet - still half asleep and trying to sort out the strange dream in her head. Betty opened the closet, only to discover........
Some of the jokes were in bad taste, but hilarious nonetheless.
They were often rooted in the topics of the day. The war, jailed movie stars or the latest reality shows.
As she took a step toward glowing strip of light on the floor she thought about what to do.
Should I throw the door open and scream at the top of my lungs?
Or maybe the full tumbler of water on the nightstand- tossed in after I fling the door open??
She took a step towards the glass or water, and then stopped..If it's glowing then there must electricty involved...that wouldn't be too smart!
Let me think.......
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
I'm Canadian......eh?
The light disappeared. Wait, she turned her head left and there it was....she turned her head right and there it was again. It seemed to be following everywhere she looked.....then suddenly she realized that she forgot to remove her portable mini light that was strapped around her head.Originally posted by catland
Chapter four: Betty opened the closet, only to discover........
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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Let's pool the money we will spend on the July BBQ and get a group rate on therapy????
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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If I had a portable thingy that I knew how to work, you guys would be inundated with pictures, but that may be a good thing. See you in July
I'm Canadian......eh?
Like the Princess saidOriginally posted by RICHARD
Let's pool the money we will spend on the July BBQ and get a group rate on therapy????
Is "there-a-pea" under this mattress????
I kill me.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
CJ's & Robin's too!
Geez-o-man! I leave for a few hours to get home and have some dinner and the place goes bonkers!!!
Ok, Slick, we'll start with you. Lay down on the couch and relax, there you go. Take you shoes off if you're more comfortable that way. Close your eyes and relaaaaxxx...
Ok, now tell me, have you got any lingering resentments against your mother?
Richard, please wait in the waiting room, you're next, then lbaker, then catland then.....don't worry you're all get your turn.
Now Slick, back to you, any burning resentments you want to tell me....RICHARD! I said please wait in the waiting room! And what is that monkey doing on your back?!
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