Originally posted by slick
Gee, when I read the subject I thought it might have something to do with Ramen Noodles again!

I suppose you could noodle the fish, gut and cook. Serve over ramen noodles flavoured with oyster sauce.
You forgot...


And check his gut for any missing digits!

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At the end of the story they mention beavers gnawing off appendages....




There is a joke in there.....someplace........but I'm not sticking my hand into it.