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Thread: The Death Test

  1. #31
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    well september 2035 at 79 of a heart attack. hmmm i'm planning on retiring at 67 1/2, so should i only plan my 401k for 13 years..
    joyce who has princess peanut, spokesdog for the catpack, mojo, magic, kira and squirty, members of the catpack, angel duke, a good dog who is missed and angel alex the wonder dog, handsome prince.

  2. #32
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    June 2046, age 82 of Cancer
    I have lived 49% of my life
    Kim Loves Cats and Doggies Too!

  3. #33
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    i have only 9 more days to live
    lmao yeah right



  4. #34
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    Looks like I'll be checking out at the ripe ol' age of 80 in April 2062 from a heart attack. Guess I better start eating some Cheerios.

  5. #35
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    I live 100% of my life every day.

    I'll die when I'm 95, in bed with a beautiful blonde, 30 years old, while sipping on a bloody mary.


    Thank god I won't be alive to see the cigar burn a hole in my Egyptian cotton sheets!!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  6. #36
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    I'll die when I'm 95, in bed with a beautiful blonde, 30 years old, while sipping on a bloody mary.
    Do Golden Retrievers live that long (30 years)?
    Last edited by Pit Chick; 01-26-2005 at 12:49 PM.

  7. #37
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    You don't have to remind me that men are dogs.....I know that..

  8. #38
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    I will die...
    December 2072 at age 86 of cancer.
    You have 24812.7 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 21% of your life.
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    -Amanda-
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  9. #39
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    Originally posted by manda_moo87
    I will die...
    December 2072 at age 86 of cancer.
    You have 24812.7 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 21% of your life.
    Me tooooo!!

  10. #40
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    i will die in March 2056
    at age 73
    heart attack
    You have 18698.6 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 30% of your life.
    1. You don't have to change poopy nappies on rats and they can be toilet trained from as early as 5 weeks.
    2. Rats may not sleep through the night, but they have the sense to not scream their lungs out and wake you (and all the neighbourhood) up too.
    3. If you need a break from your rats, you can put them in their cage for a time out.
    4. Rats don't need your body for feeding times.
    5. Rat cages may be expensive, but they're much cheaper than prams/strollers, cots, basinettes, change tables, high chairs, slings, car capsules, etc.
    6. Rats rarely projectile vomit on you.
    7. Rats are cute all the time, not just when they're asleep.
    8. Rats don't require expensive trendy outfits which will be outgrown within days.
    9. You can acquire rat toys for free from recycle bins and kitchen waste.
    10. Rats don't grow up to be bratty teenagers.
    11. Rats don't need bibs and they clean their faces themselves.

  11. #41
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    I want to live forever!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

    According to the test, I'll be dead in the year 2027 at the age of 78. Cause of death: CANCER!!

    Some of those questions were really funny...

    Holding in farts??
    Ugliness

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

  12. #42
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    According to our research, you'll be dead by

    November 2053
    at age 84


    - probable cause -


    cancer

  13. #43
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    I'm going to die of old age in 2072


    "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday." - unknown author

  14. #44
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    Age 82 from a heart attack. 2067 seems too close. Funny they don't ask your race, native americans like myself tend to die sooner.
    "There are two things which cannot be attacked in front: ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They can only be shaken by the simple development of the contrary qualities. They will not bear discussion."

    Lord John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton

  15. #45
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    March 2070
    at age 83
    probable cause
    heart attack
    You have 23785.9 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 22% of your life.
    OMG! Only 83?!?!? My Great aunt died an few years back at the ripe old age of almost 90, and my Great Grandma is still alive and perfecty happy at 90.

    Niņo & Eliza



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